Need a loan

[i_am_viral]

Nobody has a clue what's going on

I agree with you.  You start a topic asking for a loan, then you claim you want to give money away. 

Ok I try to take a bank loan for 4000€ and then come to give money.

[condoras]

Ok I try to take a bank loan for 4000€ and then come to give money.

You said that you don't have something to eat and you are basically homeless. The bank will not notice it and they will just give you 4k without any guaranty?

[Garmo]

holy shit, PLEASE work on your persuasive skills a little bit harder next time. This is frankly quite embarrassing for everyone around you right now. Nobody is buying what you are selling. Please get that through your blockheaded skull already and stop wasting our time.

[i_am_viral]

Ok I try to take a bank loan for 4000€ and then come to give money.

You said that you don't have something to eat and you are basically homeless. The bank will not notice it and they will just give you 4k without any guaranty?

They have high freaking feas, I think it is up to 10-30%, plus there are politicians and bankers who have never had me on their side before.

If they knew it would be me who's asking they would greatly benefit from it.

[condoras]

Ok I try to take a bank loan for 4000€ and then come to give money.

You said that you don't have something to eat and you are basically homeless. The bank will not notice it and they will just give you 4k without any guaranty?

They have high freaking feas, I think it is up to 10-30%, plus there are politicians and bankers who have never had me on their side before.

So now they have you on their side? And what to do with you, a homeless hungry man?

If they knew it would be me who's asking they would greatly benefit from it.

And they don't know who you are? Besides the fact that you are a liar? You should go to a university or a hospital that conducts clinical studies for the functionality of the human brain, instead of getting to a bank.

[CritCeb]

Much better you apply loan to your bank. Don’t waste your time in this forum, there are lot’s of gays comment.

[condoras]

Much better you apply loan to your bank. Don’t waste your time in this forum, there are lot’s of gays comment.

Said the only true original man...
You must hang out you two, seems you have a lot in common. Like stupidity and telling lies...

[Renampun]

No I can't ask help from friends and family.

These people haven't reached out to me for a long time, and I am the only person in the world who has experienced what's life like with 0 human connection.

And because I'm very working on endfb.com I have a shit ton of enemies who have gone as far as closing my bank account and drawing the balance into negative corruptly, as well as trying to give me criminal record for nothing and even cancelling my flight


I don't need much at all because Ive been sleeping outside for over half a year and use a portable solar panel.

I need 5€ to run Facebook adds( huge return expected), I need 3€ a day to buy food.

I'm not much of gambler but I'm feeling like winning with an edge on holdem.( Can live without it )

But sometimes it's a good way to get human connection when people want to isolate and brainwash you.

Coinbase also still owes me 10.5 Bitcoin cash, which has become a shit ton of money considering the 3€ day/ living

*you really match your username - viral...
what makes you not want to borrow from your friends or relatives, must be because you do not keep your promises 'lol'. gambling is okay, but you must be able to control yourself so you don't become a useless person.

[Timelord2067]

You tried this angle six months ago:

condoras

2020-08-03

Reference

Starts begging for a "loan" in order to eat and now he is offering "loans". First-class liar, stay away.

examplens

2020-08-04

Reference

begging for a "loan" then offers a reward for cheating FB advertisements system

As others have politely pointed out, The Forum isn't a charity and you can't expect a handout here.

Sorry Bud.

[i_am_viral]

Where did Gaylord2067 suddenly appear from?

The title says Need a loan, not a handout,

is there a dildo in your brain and an analplug in your ass for you not being able to read and understand between the words of loan and handout.

I've tried to take a bank loan, but the valid national bank accounts for loan applications are closed due to Bitcoin trading.

Still in need of a loan and not a handout...

[Garmo]

You're not gettin' it with that bright red -2 glaring back at the reader under your username.

[Vod]

Where did Gaylord2067 suddenly appear from?

No handouts.  :/

[i_am_viral]

Don't want no hand jobs from you people
... EWW

[Timelord2067]

As a full member of this community, you could have joined one of the Signature Campaigns and earned money in the six months since you first started asking for loans you know you're not going to pay back.

There is a thread Overview of Bitcointalk Signature-Ad Campaigns with a fairly comprehensive list.

Good luck.

[i_am_viral]

As a full member of this community, you could have joined one of the Signature Campaigns and earned money in the six months since you first started asking for loans you know you're not going to pay back.

There is a thread Overview of Bitcointalk Signature-Ad Campaigns with a fairly comprehensive list.

Good luck.

Wouldn't have thought I'd ever need a loan, especially for longer than a day or week.

6 months indeed?

Goes to show how limited free will is when someone's actions can impact millions of people.

Signature campaign sounds good as long as it can buy a banana, peanuts, cheese and bread

Ok I try to take a bank loan for 4000€ and then come to give money.

You said that you don't have something to eat and you are basically homeless. The bank will not notice it and they will just give you 4k without any guaranty?

I guess someone might call me homeless by choice, but that's not entirely true, I was combating the governments and banks and there we're so many haters who hated that I had money

Some people also though I'd be extremely dangerous with money and how I'd use it against Facebook

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[condoras]

I guess someone might call me homeless by choice, but that's not entirely true, I was combating the governments and banks and there we're so many haters who hated that I had money

And what is true from what you saying? So you lost your money because people hate that you have them? What nonsense is that?! You live in your own sci-fi reality...

Some people also though I'd be extremely dangerous with money and how I'd use it against Facebook

And they take your money (?) to be all much safer...

[i_am_viral]

I guess someone might call me homeless by choice, but that's not entirely true, I was combating the governments and banks and there we're so many haters who hated that I had money

And what is true from what you saying? So you lost your money because people hate that you have them? What nonsense is that?! You live in your own sci-fi reality...

Some people also though I'd be extremely dangerous with money and how I'd use it against Facebook

And they take your money (?) to be all much safer...

Yes

[condoras]

Would still appreciate a loan, from small to big anything helps

Wrong word. You mean a handout, not a loan.

[i_am_viral]

Would still appreciate a loan, from small to big anything helps

Wrong word. You mean a handout, not a loan.

It appears that such is the vibe.

MUST BE BECAUSE I MYSELF GAVE UNCONDITIONAL MONEY TO MANY PEOPLE FOR MANY YEARS.

OR Because I was a fairly wealthy person who at the moment lives with less than 100€ a month.

This week I've spent 5€ on all living expenses.

However I dot not have interest in a moneyless life, I've got plenty of moves to make, even with heavy restrictions and heavy resistance

But right now at this moment I have 7 cents in my wallet and I would to go buy food.

[Garmo]

"GIVE ME A HANDOUT PLEASE!! I NEED THE MONEY TO BUM IT ALL ON CRACK THE WITHDRAWALS ARE KILLING ME!"