$100 Art Bill- Kialara Thug Life

Dear greenplastic,

“It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.”
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

While I am 100% confident that I do not have the BTC necessary to purchase this from you, I would still like to make you an interesting offer, as you put it. Please do not be offended, I am not trying to make light of this, but am simply fascinated by the $100 Thug Life note by Max and offering what I can, this is a serious offer. Because this will likely command a high premium that I cannot afford, I am offering you something else, an experience. Now granted, you could also simply buy any experience you wanted probably, but I am offering an opportunity to visit me and hang out for “a few days” (long weekend to a weekish). I will take off work and will put together an itemized list of activities we can do together to create memories. I will of course provide round trip airfare and local lodging as well as cover all activity related expenses.

Now I admit, I do not live in an “exciting place” but there is still a variety of wonderful things we could do depending on the time of year you visit. Without giving away too much about my home, below are some of the possible activities, events, and places we could participate in or visit:

Golfing at PGA course and/or attend PGA tournament
NCAA Championship Event
World famous zoo visit
Large and small concert venues
Local indoor gardens
Casino/Gambling
Local theater/music/preforming arts
Local craft beer tours
Local Art/History museums
Trap/skeet shooting
Boating/Lake day
Road trip day activities
Skydiving
Multiple fine dining establishments
etc.

Some of these things are time dependent base on time of year. And I acknowledge that many of them are seemingly mundane and could be done in any city, probably even your own, but as Jack Handey suggested, what about the memories you could be creating?

I do realize that this is a very special piece and you will not let it go easily, so I thought I’d offer something a bit different as I’m sure you have all the BTC you will ever need. Thank you for your consideration, I hope to hear from you.

Sincerely,
Geophphreigh