Wassup fucktards,
I am looking for a loan in between 0.3 and 0.6 BTC. I have generated some nice NFTs I’d be willing to use as collateral. NFTs are worth about 100k$-200k$ so no worries.
Please provide loan asap. If you’re asking for the reason of this loan request I’d kindly reply „Mind your own fucking business you worthless piece of nosy cunt“
But you won’t be doing that.
Provide the loan, now! My reputation is all solid, check my acc, zero negative feedback.
Well then all i there is left to say is: Move your fucking lazy asses, get those ledger nanos ready and give me that loan..
I want it, i need it...
Peace...
That's just about the weakest attempt to troll the lending board that I've ever seen. Nothing creative or spontaneous, no salacious sob-story of prostitution, reverting to profanity in a lazy attempt at humor, not even a multi-million-dollar cat-themed tiktok account offered as collateral.
Weak!