To Provoke a Predator

[ALPHA.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hXdXhswrI

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hXdXhswrI

Nice find, ALPHA. The only reason I wouldn't have posted such a video is for fear of being asked what keywords I used to find it. But now I have to live in fear of someday having the police confiscate my computer, because I was in control of contraband old musty smelling lumber, find out that I once viewed this video, thereby checking the rest of house and discovering my blowup Pinkie Pie hidden underneath my one-of-a-kind coffee table.

[ALPHA.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hXdXhswrI

Nice find, ALPHA. The only reason I wouldn't have posted such a video is for fear of being asked what keywords I used to find it. But now I have to live in fear of someday having the police confiscate my computer, because I was in control of contraband old musty smelling lumber, find out that I once viewed this video, thereby checking the rest of house and discovering my blowup Pinkie Pie hidden underneath my one-of-a-kind coffee table.

The solution is simple:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hDgj5-LY0Rg/TtYOhwkxySI/AAAAAAAAX84/F4L20omKHHc/w300/1e94aa75b17abcad492585c703b159a6c87ec78f.gif