Pizza for satoshis?

[BlackHatCoiner]

I'll pay 10,000 satoshis for a pizza. Like maybe a large one, otherwise I'll consume it quickly. You can make the pizza yourself and bring it to my house or order it for me from a delivery place, but what I'm aiming for is getting food delivered in exchange for satoshis where I don't have to order or prepare it myself.

I like mushrooms, tomatoes and sausage. Please don't attempt to add any weird toppings like onions or fish.

Thanks,
BlackHatCoiner

(Sarcasm)