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Question: We all know polls are science, so tell us what you believe the "best" covid conspiracy is, and by "best" I mean, like, most fun. And I'll even let you know how close you were to being accurate ahead of time.
China lab virus got loose (I'm boring)
Infected China bat got eaten (they shouldn't eat raw bats anyway)
China has declared biological warfare against the United States (China Virus)
An animal coronavirus underwent a trans-species mutation (boring AF)
SOROSssssssss
GATESssssssss
Virus was planted in China by a special paramilitary unit assembled by a cabal of big pharma CEOs to sell vaccines!! (should be the obvious answer)

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April 30, 2021, 09:04:22 PM
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April 30, 2021, 10:00:14 PM
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5 or 6.

Usually with Bill Gates there are some aggregate conspiracies like microchip implants or maybe population control which is fun. And from what I've read here, he might have something to do with malaria vaccines in Africa and forced sterilization, not sure. And then George Soros is apparently responsible for everything wrong with the world so there's him.

Is #2 really a conspiracy? Isn't that the proposed theory of how this started?
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April 30, 2021, 10:38:57 PM
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Is #2 really a conspiracy? Isn't that the proposed theory of how this started?

Or #4 or both.

But yeah, Bill Gates, 5G, microchip implant, and all that stuff is by far my favorite. I think I'll get a mask that says "5G inside" to wear after I get my second dose.
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But yeah, Bill Gates, 5G, microchip implant, and all that stuff is by far my favorite.
Oh, that's not a conspiracy. I've been personally injecting 5G microchips in to all my colleagues. I couldn't get a decent WiFi signal in the OR, you see.
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But yeah, Bill Gates, 5G, microchip implant, and all that stuff is by far my favorite.
Oh, that's not a conspiracy. I've been personally injecting 5G microchips in to all my colleagues. I couldn't get a decent WiFi signal in the OR, you see.
I don't really understand this concept of injecting microchip, is this microchip going to inject in the body or is something that will be fix in a wall for monitoring purposes? Because here stipulates that some colleagues has already injected, so that means that their body will possessed network or what?

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May 01, 2021, 04:33:46 PM
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What's the best conspiracy?

Covid-19 is a dangerous virus that will kill healthy people.

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May 01, 2021, 05:05:58 PM
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You may want to avail yourself of the definition of the word 'conspiracy'.

Ever since the CIA circulated guidance to their mainstream media assets to use the string 'conspiracy theory' in order to try to slow down independent analysis of the Kennedy assassination, the word 'conspiracy' has increasingly lost it's meaning.  So has 'theory' which had been a general tool which intellectuals used in seeking to understand the world.  Now only crazy people use these post-enlightenment methods.  Sane people just tune in to CNN, Fox, and NPR who will tell you everything you need to know.


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May 01, 2021, 05:35:38 PM
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Covid-19 is a dangerous virus that will kill healthy people.
Yeah, good one. Given the thousands of documented cases of young, fit, and healthy people dying from COVID, imagine still believing this provably false conspiracy!
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Covid-19 is a dangerous virus that will kill healthy people.
Yeah, good one. Given the thousands of documented cases of young, fit, and healthy people dying from COVID, imagine still believing this provably false conspiracy!

Even people who really are medical doctors have often never heard of VAERS, so it's OK.  Don't feel too bad about it (but knowing about it, and the talking points about it, will help your influencer career.)

Here are some medical professionals who were early to get the kill shot in order to prove that they are not 'vaccine deniers' and are virtuious big-bro-lovers...and paid the price.  Interesting to hear what they say about VAERS.

   https://www.bitchute.com/video/WTFWQ8U9l9ai/

These women don't even get workman's comp.  Talk about getting kicked to the curb!

Also interesting (and unsurprising) to note that many events are being withheld by the government and not released with VAERS updates, then quietly back-filled months later.  Considering it is a known phenomenon that only around 1% of adverse events are even reported at all, the actual number of kill-shot victims can be reliably inferred to be astronomical.

   https://www.bitchute.com/video/NvGu43KCAbVz/


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Covid-19 is a dangerous virus that will kill healthy people.
Yeah, good one. Given the thousands of documented cases of young, fit, and healthy people dying from COVID, imagine still believing this provably false conspiracy!

Even people who really are medical doctors have often never heard of VAERS, so it's OK.  Don't feel too bad about it (but knowing about it, and the talking points about it, will help your influencer career.)

Here are some medical professionals who were early to get the kill shot in order to prove that they are not 'vaccine deniers' and are virtuious big-bro-lovers...and paid the price.  Interesting to hear what they say about VAERS.

   https://www.bitchute.com/video/WTFWQ8U9l9ai/

These women don't even get workman's comp.  Talk about getting kicked to the curb!

Also interesting (and unsurprising) to note that many events are being withheld by the government and not released with VAERS updates, then quietly back-filled months later.  Considering it is a known phenomenon that only around 1% of adverse events are even reported at all, the actual number of kill-shot victims can be reliably inferred to be astronomical.

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But, but, but...

Where are the 350,000 deaths that have come about from the vaccine? Oh, I think I figured it out.

With the Covid virus, people who had comorbidities died from Covid, right? That's what franky1 was telling us all along.

But now it's reversed. People who get the vaccines are dying from the comorbodities rather than the vaccines. That's a franky1-flip-flop, and a really big one.

Only 1% of those adverse events making it to VAERS.

In the past, we thought that it was only the heads of the CDC and the FDQ FDA who were doing it wrong. Now we find that the whole medical in the whole country are covering it up.

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May 02, 2021, 10:37:16 AM
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Bill gates 5g implant is still the best. Can't wait for me to became some kind of a sci-fi cyborg that will destroy everyone in sight.

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May 02, 2021, 10:23:07 PM
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What is the best covid-19 conspiracy?


The conspiracy that says that Covid is real!


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May 06, 2021, 03:13:16 AM
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But yeah, Bill Gates, 5G, microchip implant, and all that stuff is by far my favorite.
Oh, that's not a conspiracy. I've been personally injecting 5G microchips in to all my colleagues. I couldn't get a decent WiFi signal in the OR, you see.

have you tried pfizers 5G nanobots? i hear they are the best.
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Not mutually exclusive.   In fact, there is ample reason to suspect that both are true given that Dr. Fausti's captured agency was funding 'gain of function' research on coronavirus in the BL4 lab in Wuhan for the last 6 or so years since it was outlawed in the U.S..  Fausti only only gave the lab $3-ish million while the DOD seemed to have pumped in more in the neighborhood of $40M.  Both handled by the same entity who started out as a 'wildlife fund' some years ago and who's director was the only US representative evaluating the Wuhan BL4 lab's activities post-outbreak.  Researchers at thehighwire.com turned this stuff up a few weeks ago.  Amazing stuff.


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May 06, 2021, 02:37:33 PM
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Researchers at thehighwire.com

I only trust researchers on youtube.com, sorry.
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Researchers at thehighwire.com

I only trust researchers on youtube.com, sorry.

Yup.  That's why researchers who post links to credible sources in their work have been banished from Jewtube with extreme prejudice.  thehighwire.com and thelastamericanvagabond.com and corbettreport.com are poster children for this phenomenon.

It is stated policy now on the big tech platforms that any information which casts doubt on the [not] vaccines or policies of the CDC and WHO are violations of service even if the information is perfectly accurate and well sourced.  Again, it's the accurate, well sourced information which they really fear and consequently attack.  Jagoffs spouting 'no such thing as a virus' are very much doing them a favor, and are probably on their payroll as often as not.

Youtube funded a 'freedom of speech' award, and gave it to their CEO Susan Wyjewski or whaterver her name is.  They HAD to have done that just for shits and giggles, and I admit that, given my wry sense of humor, it is kind of funny.


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Most will only believe the ditz on TV reading a script..

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What is the best covid-19 conspiracy?


The conspiracy that says that Covid is real!


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Covid is real and can only be cured by the vaccine,
The vaccine does not cure covid, it prevents people from getting infected with covid. The majority of people who are infected with covid will naturally recover without treatment.


Strictly speaking about conspiracies, I would say the best are the ones about Bill Gates.
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It's the big 'Covid existence' and 'vaccine salvation' conspiracies that are proving this out all over the place in the USA. But Americans are starting to wake up more and more.


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The US faces an uphill task presenting itself as the chief guardian of global democracy, according to a new poll that shows the US is seen around the world as more of a threat to democracy than even Russia and China.

The poll finds support for democracy remains high even though citizens in democratic countries rate their governments' handling of the Covid crisis less well than people in less democratic countries.

Inequality is seen as the biggest threat to global democracy, but in the US the power of big tech companies is also seen as a challenge.

The findings come in a poll commissioned by the Alliance of Democracies Foundation among 50,000 respondents in 53 countries.

The results will make stark reading for the G7 foreign ministers as they hold a final day of talks in London in which they have collectively assumed the role as bulwarks of democratic values determined to confront autocracy.

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