[POLL] What is the best covid-19 conspiracy?

[o_e_l_e_o]

And thus, that sanitation and nutrition has nothing to do with solving the problem of communicable diseases, or at least not communicable diseases for which there is a (supposed) vaccine available.

Isn't it amazing how sanitation reduced diphtheria in the 20s (you know, just when the vaccine was released), but the same sanitation didn't reduce pertussis till the 40s (you know, just when the vaccine was released), or hep B till the 90s (you know, just when the vaccine was released). What incredible coincidences!

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You're telling me I've been missing out on block rewards this whole time!? But I was one of the first to get the COVID vaccine! What did I do wrong? Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. )

[vapourminer]

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You're telling me I've been missing out on block rewards this whole time!? But I was one of the first to get the COVID vaccine! What did I do wrong? Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. )

it seems you need to be really really close to a 5g tower for max hashrate.

got the Pfizer vacc a month ago.. no effects at all. well, i do have the strangest urge to build large mast like structures in my back yard, but thats about it.

[Natsuu]

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You're telling me I've been missing out on block rewards this whole time!? But I was one of the first to get the COVID vaccine! What did I do wrong? Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. )

it seems you need to be really really close to a 5g tower for max hashrate.

got the Pfizer vacc a month ago.. no effects at all. well, i do have the strangest urge to build large mast like structures in my back yard, but thats about it.

Noooo, you got it all wrong, what you all need is a vaccinated peeps in a high altitude that will act like a 5g tower, this will then activates it all.

Thanks me later

[o_e_l_e_o]

Noooo, you got it all wrong, what you all need is a vaccinated peeps in a high altitude that will act like a 5g tower, this will then activates it all.

Gotcha. I'll go nip up Whitney. Does my COVID vaccine chip let me sync with blockstream satellite?

[Cnut237]

Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. )

It's worth a go, I hear he's single these days. And depending on how it develops, a divorce settlement would be worth a few BTC.

So I'm gonna turn in to a Borg? Sounds awesome! Can I run a bitcoin node from my brain?

If you go for the Gates option, then I'd be careful about taking the Borg option as well. Here's a photo of Locutus clutching his newly-installed implants. Just look at Gates wringing his hands together in demonic glee. He's got it all planned out, the evil genius.

[gagika]

What I do believe is that someone was studying about this virus in Wuhan,China they were trying to modified it, no idea if it is for the benefit of mankind or eliminate the human existence. So they modified it and accidentally broke out of the laboratory, someone got infected and government dont let it out of the public knowing that they can control it and  baamm everyones infected and life turns out to be shit. I dont believe that it comes from the bat, cause there is a study that says it is not possible to cause pandemic. But if this is true and wants to use this as a weapon then it is hell an amazing job to ruin humanity. What a despicable plan to kill.

[BADecker]

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5341456.msg57143605#msg57143605 and https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5340995.msg57131434#msg57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

[Cnut237]

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5341456.msg57143605#msg57143605 and https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5340995.msg57131434#msg57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

For your second link, you're probably better linking to your initial post, rather than one halfway down the thread after I've debunked your claims.
As for the first link, my favourite comment in that thread is 'word salad of stupidity'.

[BADecker]

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5341456.msg57143605#msg57143605 and https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5340995.msg57131434#msg57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

For your second link, you're probably better linking to your initial post, rather than one halfway down the thread after I've debunked your claims.
As for the first link, my favourite comment in that thread is 'word salad of stupidity'.

You're attempted debunking of my claims is simply more of the medical conspiracy against us. And they got you. You don't even realize it.

[Natsuu]

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5341456.msg57143605#msg57143605 and https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5340995.msg57131434#msg57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

For your second link, you're probably better linking to your initial post, rather than one halfway down the thread after I've debunked your claims.
As for the first link, my favourite comment in that thread is 'word salad of stupidity'.

You're attempted debunking of my claims is simply more of the medical conspiracy against us. And they got you. You don't even realize it.

Whose us in you? your other personalities?

And what do you mean by they got you, lmfao

[BADecker]

You're attempted debunking of my claims is simply more of the medical conspiracy against us. And they got you. You don't even realize it.

Whose us in you? your other personalities?

And what do you mean by they got you, lmfao

It's kinda difficult talking to someone who is using his 3rd language. You'd get more out of it if you reverted to your 1st language. Besides, your mother would be so happy.

[Gyfts]

Hmmm, so this NYT piece makes me a bit more skeptical about the virus's origin: https://twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/1404433715267244034

Shi Zhengli, China's 'Bat Woman,' breaks silence amid calls for a closer look at the theory that the coronavirus escaped from her lab in Wuhan. “I don’t know how the world has come to this, constantly pouring filth on an innocent scientist," she said.

I'm sure she's just an "innocent scientist", trying to play the victim card I suppose.

We all know China would never let her speak out without repercussion, so are we really suppose to believe this is an "innocent scientist" that's being demonized by the entire world who wants to know where Covid came from?

Who knows. But, her statement makes me even more of a skeptic, so she isn't very persuasive.