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March 26, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
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Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order Wink.
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March 26, 2014, 03:42:20 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.

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March 26, 2014, 03:55:06 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
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March 26, 2014, 04:57:41 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
0.25 Devcoins? Dogecoins? I could exhaust u for a year or two Tongue

Also how u shipping? where from? pics pls.. do you accept escrow?

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March 26, 2014, 04:59:53 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?
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March 26, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.
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March 26, 2014, 05:20:30 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.
Thank you for explaination.
Yeah these are the facts indeed, althought it would be nice if you could just get alot of money for sperm donation if you would be only tested on your IQ and OFC on diseases.
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March 26, 2014, 05:25:06 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Then again, they don't fact check the IQ and your schooling credentials too well so you could bullshit a lot of it.  Source: I have sold my spunk
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March 26, 2014, 05:26:32 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Then again, they don't fact check the IQ and your schooling credentials too well so you could bullshit a lot of it.  Source: I have sold my spunk
Well i think that this may differ from country to country or better institute to institute.
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March 26, 2014, 07:08:47 PM
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Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.
Its true...statistically its easier to get into Harvard than to be chosen as a paid sperm donator. And no, I am not and have never been one  Undecided
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March 26, 2014, 09:42:45 PM
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Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section  Cheesy Cheesy OP sell your  skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!
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March 26, 2014, 10:09:33 PM
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Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section  Cheesy Cheesy OP sell your  skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!


hahaha yea it's sort of a tongue in cheek post don't really expect any takers lol. In all seriousness though would love to earn some bitcoins but no idea what I could do though.
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March 26, 2014, 10:10:18 PM
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Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
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March 26, 2014, 10:11:46 PM
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Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
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I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits  Grin
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March 26, 2014, 10:52:46 PM
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I hope the escrow would like to hold the "goods".
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March 26, 2014, 11:53:07 PM
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Sorry, if you are serious. I guess with bitcoin you can buy anything XD
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March 27, 2014, 05:31:26 AM
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Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
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I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits  Grin

Walks back in and I can see people using it for Voodoo Rituals and I guess Magic circles (If there is a sufficient quantity as a ritual sacrifice)
Fear My logic Smiley

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March 27, 2014, 09:41:24 AM
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Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
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I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits  Grin

Walks back in and I can see people using it for Voodoo Rituals and I guess Magic circles (If there is a sufficient quantity as a ritual sacrifice)
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March 27, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
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I am offering mine for 0.001 per wank Cool it is better price  Grin
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March 27, 2014, 09:56:58 AM
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Selling my pubes anuone interested?
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