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March 26, 2014, 07:46:53 PM |
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Well, a few minutes ago I was banging this thing right?
Well, the dad just came into the room. I swore he was watching us before. He pulled down his pants, and blocked the door. He had a revolver in his hand. He said, "Eat it, bitch, eat all of it."
I thought he was talking to me. But he was talking to his thingy. So the thing ATE all of his dick.
I'm so scared, I just ran away. But I think my mommy and daddy let him into our house.
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kuroman
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March 26, 2014, 07:53:19 PM |
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very logical reaction indeed, why did you run? you're job was done so no need to run
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acs267 (OP)
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March 26, 2014, 07:54:57 PM |
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very logical reaction indeed, why did you run? you're job was done so no need to run
He had a mustache. |
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Kiki112
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March 26, 2014, 07:56:31 PM |
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what was the thing? a demon perhaps?
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acs267 (OP)
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March 26, 2014, 07:58:18 PM |
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what was the thing? a demon perhaps?
I dunno, I didn't get a good look. But now things are floating in my room. |
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Kiki112
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March 26, 2014, 07:59:24 PM |
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then it was definitely a demon!
you must call an egzorcist now!!
I know a good egzorcist in your area, but you must send me 0.01BTC !
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acs267 (OP)
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March 26, 2014, 08:01:41 PM |
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then it was definitely a demon!
you must call an egzorcist now!!
I know a good egzorcist in your area, but you must send me 0.01BTC !
But I'm a bleeeeeeeeeesssed one. Just bow your head, and open up your mouth and arms. This ritual shall work. |
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Kiki112
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March 26, 2014, 08:05:50 PM |
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then it was definitely a demon!
you must call an egzorcist now!!
I know a good egzorcist in your area, but you must send me 0.01BTC !
But I'm a bleeeeeeeeeesssed one. Just bow your head, and open up your mouth and arms. This ritual shall work. it will not once you bow your head the demon *ock will enter your opened mouth and use your hands in swierd ways! the egzorcist must be summoned or the demon will feast on your soul |
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acs267 (OP)
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March 26, 2014, 08:06:56 PM |
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then it was definitely a demon!
you must call an egzorcist now!!
I know a good egzorcist in your area, but you must send me 0.01BTC !
But I'm a bleeeeeeeeeesssed one. Just bow your head, and open up your mouth and arms. This ritual shall work. it will not once you bow your head the demon *ock will enter your opened mouth and use your hands in swierd ways! the egzorcist must be summoned or the demon will feast on your soul Oh no! I hear him eating with my parents. I left my cellphone downstairs. What the hell do I do? |
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Kiki112
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March 26, 2014, 08:14:50 PM |
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you pick up the closest axe you can find and chop his *ock down!
do not hurt his balls, they contain millions of sperms and each sperm contains 1 demon, you will begin the armageddon if you do this wrong!
we have faith in you young paladin!
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kuroman
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March 26, 2014, 08:21:19 PM |
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very logical reaction indeed, why did you run? you're job was done so no need to run
He had a mustache. a Cat? |
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acs267 (OP)
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March 26, 2014, 08:24:47 PM |
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you pick up the closest axe you can find and chop his *ock down!
do not hurt his balls, they contain millions of sperms and each sperm contains 1 demon, you will begin the armageddon if you do this wrong!
we have faith in you young paladin!
I can't. I walked by the stairs, and he said, "YES MOTHER?" And turned his head in my direction. He couldn't even see me. |
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Kiki112
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March 26, 2014, 08:41:35 PM |
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you pick up the closest axe you can find and chop his *ock down!
do not hurt his balls, they contain millions of sperms and each sperm contains 1 demon, you will begin the armageddon if you do this wrong!
we have faith in you young paladin!
I can't. I walked by the stairs, and he said, "YES MOTHER?" And turned his head in my direction. He couldn't even see me. that makes a perfect chance for you to kill him if he can't see you |
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acs267 (OP)
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March 27, 2014, 01:58:28 AM |
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He's gone.
God he scared me.
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kuroman
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March 27, 2014, 06:23:00 AM |
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Well I guess he got what he wanted, hopefully you won't get pregnant from the BJ (yes it's a creature from the underworld so you never know)
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Hexah
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March 27, 2014, 07:01:12 AM |
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What did I just read...
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March 27, 2014, 09:44:22 AM |
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What did I just read...
This^^^^ you read my mind.... I'm sitting here thinking did I just blink and find myself in the twilight zone..... Did the OP just say he watched an act of incest take place at gunpoint ? Then claimed to see sightings of demons ? Is this for real or are my eyes deceiving me and why are others not as creeped out as me lol. Thank you Hexah for expressing some level of shock at this thread! |
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March 27, 2014, 09:54:57 AM |
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My guess he is hallucinating.
But there seems to be a conversation taking place so am I to assume that all people in the discussion are hallucinating? Anyway I appreciate your 2 cents on the matter. |
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