Tell me some funny jokes

[mexicandogfiter]

we can all use a little laughter in our lifes.   I will go first.

What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh

What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year

How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

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[mich]

One of my childhood which never gets old
Why did the baby cross the road?  It was stapled to the chicken

[BitcoinBarrel]

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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Look for Fresh Prints

[DeathAngel]

Your Momma so fat, every time she turn around it’s her birthday again

[Davidvictorson]

 A Priest, a Rabbit and a Monk walks into a bar. The Priest asked the Rabbit, "How did you get here?". The Rabbit responded, "Auto-correct" .

[franky1]

three blind men walk into a bar.
     "ouch","ouch","ouch"

whats the difference between a church nun and a female in a shower
      ones got a soul full of hope, the other has a hole full of soap

whats the difference between a bitcoiner and an altnet fangirl
      bitcoiners use a secure network. altneters pretend their crap network is bitcoin+
(its not a joke, but i still laugh when i see altnet fangirls advertise their network as such)

how do you get in a short term relationship and out of one quick
tell them your a international currency trader...   ...then nerd-splain bitcoin

a blonde approached me in a supermarket and asked me how to invest in bitcoin. i told her to 'buy the dip'
she came back saying "here you go, will you tell me now" passing me 3 jars of condiments