IQ testing now required before posting

[tomahawk9]

everyone with an IQ below 120 will be banned.

idiots BTFO!    seriously this made me laugh WAY too much lol  EDIT* ahh i got a 95 IQ score

[DdmrDdmr]

Anybody else been appointed as an IQ Source?

Still trying to figure out how many sIQs I’ve got … Maybe that’s a test too …

Note: Are the scores Mensa compatible?

[naim027]

Why stop at banning? I say we just completely erase low IQ users entire existence on the forum.

I know it's an April Fools, Still, Let's discuss it. That's a Stupid way/Reason to ban members. I don't have common sense and that's why I am here in Bitcointalk to learn more and build up my IQ. Isn't it enough reason to be here? I was curious about my country's job viva system. They ask stupid questions. Suppose my Job position is Marketing manager, They will ask me- Who won the first Noble? Fuck off. That's why I never looked for a job. If you really want to erase us from here. That's a nice addition.

Ha, If you refresh the post before you post it, you get a new question, lol. Am I cheating?

That deduct's your score too. Every time you refresh for a new question, It will deduct your score. Even if someone posted a new reply while you typing. You have to answer another trivia and your score will deduct.

Anybody else been appointed as an IQ Source?

So, This is not April Fools anymore.

[Findingnemo]

Man that's some serious change which is actually welcomed by the community.

We are still low IQ members hope you will assign some teachers to make us better person in the real life.

[actmyname]

i await the great forum exodus patiently

instead of trivia questions, how about forum rules instead next time?

[Welsh]

I know it's an April Fools, Still, Let's discuss it. That's a Stupid way/Reason to ban members. I don't have common sense and that's why I am here in Bitcointalk to learn more and build up my IQ. Isn't it enough reason to be here? I was curious about my country's job viva system. They ask stupid questions. Suppose my Job position is Marketing manager, They will ask me- Who won the first Noble? Fuck off. That's why I never looked for a job. If you really want to erase us from here. That's a nice addition.

I've always seen IQ as a relatively meaningless thing. Even  doing tests are somewhat inaccurate, since some people are just not great testers. Bitcointalk would never seriously implement something like this, but that's what April Fools is all about, this forum is usually rather serious so its nice to see forum users loosen up a little, and have a bit of fun. Even if its just for the one day.

That's why I never looked for a job. If you really want to erase us from here.

Nah, definitely meant as a tongue in cheek remark.

[julerz12]

If this really happened, I'll be an Einstein-level genius by the end of the month from constantly googling the questions. 

[wwzsocki]

Anybody else been appointed as an IQ Source?

I am so stupid that I don't deserve any IQ points, used google to check what that is,

so throw one at me or I will be banned or few at me why not

begging is allowed I assume?

[CroBoy12]

I got question which forum will die in next few months and all answers are bitcointalk!

[buwaytress]

My attempts to get myself down to zero have failed as random picks have resulted in getting the right answers.

Am I only subconsciously intelligent?

[TryNinja]

Dumb lives matter too (for our entertainment, of course)!

That's why I created this script that automatically answers the quiz to protest against theymos' tirany.

https://gist.github.com/ninjastic/879fc977b986e760f29c7c92d1287901

(warning: your browser may freeze).

[vapourminer]

My attempts to get myself down to zero have failed as random picks have resulted in getting the right answers.

im going for a negative IQ myself.

however, its likely we would need to be extremely smart to get every answer wrong though. not sure what to make of that.

[suchmoon]

I created this script that answers the quiz automatically to protest against theymos' tirany

Great job. You'll be banned on prime time TV to make you into a martyr of this struggle.

[CriptoDebit.com]

Selling iQ now 

[buwaytress]

My attempts to get myself down to zero have failed as random picks have resulted in getting the right answers.

im going for a negative IQ myself.

however, its likely we would need to be extremely smart to get every answer wrong though. not sure what to make of that.

The worse is true/false, I seem to be getting 50/50s right all the time. There is a savant hiding in me that refuses to be denied.

[RapTarX]

Holy fuck!
Now I have to prove my IQ level to use bitcointalk. I don’t know the answer of all these IQ test answer. Seems I will have to take rest from the forum 
What else to come in to prevent spammers  KYC? I would vote yes for that LOL. Theymos would be struggling to check out who is who LOL.

[o_e_l_e_o]

That's why I created this script that automatically answers the quiz to protest against theymos' tirany.

This is blasphemy! I'll have it known that I reached 200 IQ entirely of my own knowledge and definitely without using any scripts or bots!

[ChiBitCTy]

I've taken an IQ test before and it's higher than 100 god damn't! 

[aysg76]

Ah here comes finally the most awaited moment on the forum the April's fool day new announcement from you and this time you have setup something really good and we can see the whole lot of conversation going for it.

Have managed to somehow hit my brain hard and taking extra caffeine to boost my mind and match the genius over the forum  

This was the thing @LoyceV and others were talking about the other day :

Or theymos: something tells me he'll earn a lot of Merit next week.

I had a thought about that last week. I love extrapolating, and I see me eaten by a merit wall. I will for sure contribute to.
Maybe this year he will do a new April’s fool: no April’s fool! The forum will look absolutely normal and we will be considering it a glitch in the matrix.

So they were guessing it right as @theymos is going to crack the merit wall with this new joke which many are taking seriously  

My attempts to get myself down to zero have failed as random picks have resulted in getting the right answers.

Am I only subconsciously intelligent?

Maybe you got some freaking super human powers that have vanished your discrepancy of going to that low level of IQ and your random one's are also right

Selling iQ now  

Can you trade some shitcoins for it?

[titular]

Forum software please