[Paused] Rules for my post history review offer *updated*

[imamusma]

Pharmacist, let me ask you a question.

About the third point in your rules, are you also going to ask people to tell you the list of that specific board? I want to avoid mistakes when sending you pm for the next review, so I hope I get the answer. If it was necessary for every time I asked for a review, then I would.

III.  When you PM me, please list the specific sections you post in,

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[The Sceptical Chymist]

About the third point in your rules, are you also going to ask people to tell you the list of that specific board? I want to avoid mistakes when sending you pm for the next review, so I hope I get the answer. If it was necessary for every time I asked for a review, then I would.

I'm not going to bust your balls too hard, but read:

You only need to do it once, as I'll save your original PM.  Note: I don't review posts in any of the local boards.

I'm assuming that the flurry of requests I've gotten has been the result of me creating this thread--I can't see any other reason why both would have occurred almost simultaneously unless word spread (particularly in the gambling discussion community)--and so in going with that assumption I'm making a further one, that members have actually read my rules before PMing me.  I know you did, but you obviously didn't read closely enough, else you wouldn't have asked that question.

So please, as they used to say on TV back before all of you were born, "Reading is Fundamental".  RIF.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Just bumping this thread to let those members who've requested reviews that they're coming.  My source sMerits have been trickling in slowly, and it's a waste of time doing even one review if I've got less than 50--and preferably I'd like to have around 200 because that way I could do 4 reviews and hand out 50 merits to each member if they've earned it.  Long story short, it's much more efficient when I've got plenty of merits to give.

Also, right now my waiting list is 10 members deep so please continue to be patient--and I've no doubt that in about 8 hours from now that list will be even longer.

I'm going to leave this thread open for a bit just in case any of you want to comment.  I'm about to pass out in my chair, so I'll lock it back up when I awaken.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Man, you wouldn't believe the shitty week I've had.  I won't bore y'all with the details, as I have no doubt that none of you care (and rightfully so).  What I wanted to tell the community is that I've had a massive backlog of post history review requests, with new ones coming all the time, and a dearth of sMerits just to put the poop cherry on the big 'ol wang cupcake. 

I haven't checked to see how many sMerits I have right now, but I do plan on spending some serious time trying to distribute them to all of you who PMed me.  Since Theymos is being an insufferable dick on multiple fronts and hasn't increased my monthly sMerit allocation, I think I'm going to have to limit the number of them I send to any individual member when I'm doing reviews, i.e., I likely won't be handing out 50 merits per month on a single member anymore.  I'm going to sleep on it.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

OK, I've taken a longer break than I thought I would from reviewing posts, and I apologize for that.  I just woke up not too long ago, so I need to get some coffee into me and wake up a bit, and then I hope to pick up where I left off in the very long list of members who've requested reviews.  Please note that said list is so long that I've paused the offer to new members for now, so if you've never requested one from me, now isn't the time to start--so please don't.

I'll restart it to new members if and when I get caught up and/or the PMs stop flooding my inbox.

K?  Have a nice day, now.

[aylabadia05]

OK, I've taken a longer break than I thought I would from reviewing posts, and I apologize for that.  I just woke up not too long ago, so I need to get some coffee into me and wake up a bit, and then I hope to pick up where I left off in the very long list of members who've requested reviews.  Please note that said list is so long that I've paused the offer to new members for now, so if you've never requested one from me, now isn't the time to start--so please don't.

I am sure this message has been read by all who have sent you PM and they will obey it.
I myself can imagine how you face a long list that goes into your message inbox.

I hope your day is fun @The Spectical Chymist.

Oh yes. I am happy that your signature box is now filled. But it would be more happy if I could serve a cup of coffee for you because coffee is a favorite drink that always accompanies boredom while working.



Cheers

[Adbitco]

I just woke up not too long ago, so I need to get some coffee into me and wake up a bit,

Do you care if I join you taking some coffee ☕ as well maybe it will relief me from stress and family pressure around me?

Lol..

Don't mind me just joking anyway

[MarjorieZimmermanGinger]

OK, I've taken a longer break than I thought I would from reviewing posts, and I apologize for that.  I just woke up not too long ago, so I need to get some coffee into me and wake up a bit, and then I hope to pick up where I left off in the very long list of members who've requested reviews.  Please note that said list is so long that I've paused the offer to new members for now, so if you've never requested one from me, now isn't the time to start--so please don't.

I was one of the many who asked you to review a post I had and at that time I succeeded, but as far as I can see the second request failed. Don't mind me, for there are lots of people you should be reviewing by now and have a great day The Skeptical Chymis.

[MainIbem]

so if you've never requested one from me, now isn't the time to start--so please don't.

Thank you sir for your full clarification but there's this i want to know, i have requested for a review before does it mean that i can still request for another one since i have previously requested during the first time you started reviewing, this was about 6 months ago and i have never requested again.
So is possible for me to request again?
Sorry for the stress sir @The Sceptical Chymist

[Agbe]

OK, I've taken a longer break than I thought I would from reviewing posts, and I apologize for that.  I just woke up not too long ago, so I need to get some coffee into me and wake up a bit, and then I hope to pick up where I left off in the very long list of members who've requested reviews.  Please note that said list is so long that I've paused the offer to new members for now, so if you've never requested one from me, now isn't the time to start--so please don't.

I'll restart it to new members if and when I get caught up and/or the PMs stop flooding my inbox.

K?  Have a nice day, now.

I have noticing that you were not around, Welcome back from the Easter Break. According to Doctors, when one wake up in the night or early in the morning, he or she should not just get up and move straight to the outside, kitchen, or toilet but the person should have some rest for like 3 seconds so that the movement of the blood will settle down and the eyes will be opened clear to see road. Therefore, your rest is very much necessary. I greet you personally. Thanks you for the great work.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

According to Doctors, when one wake up in the night or early in the morning, he or she should not just get up and move straight to the outside, kitchen, or toilet but the person should have some rest for like 3 seconds so that the movement of the blood will settle down and the eyes will be opened clear to see road.

That's why you see so many bottles filled with piss in garbage cans and such.  Or maybe you don't, but I do.  And yeah, I'm on a semi-holiday until Thursday or thereabouts and then I'll be back in full force giving this forum the hell it deserves. 

By the way, I haven't paused my offer to everyone and meant to lock this topic but didn't.  It's just suspended temporarily to members who've never requested reviews before.  I'm sure that'll be as confusing as any other explanation I've given previously when I've gotten overwhelmed, but it's the best I can do.  I'm trying to chip away at the reviews, but I still haven't had my full sMerit allocation replenished (or I've used up most of it already).

Anyway, carry on!