That's sad. As suggested by BitMaxz, you could post the services that you offer in the appropriate section. However, it should come with a convincing resumé. You probably won't get hired because you need a job; you will get hired because of what you can truly offer. And that's not based on what you can promise but on what you've already done in the past and your actual skills and capabilities. Good luck!
On another note, trust no one and max your security and privacy. You shouldn't leave your laptop open when somebody else is around. Also, that Doggycoin won't probably get you rich.
Verbal things wont be that enough to convince out some potential employers out there which you do say in regarding into your life condition and experiences which they wont really care nor giving out sympathy.
When you are applying as a VA for whatever position then it would really be just right that you should really show yourself to be that worth or capable on the work.
Claiming out things without having proofs or experience would really lead you nowhere.
CM of this forum doesnt really need up some assistant. Post counting and spreadsheets doesnt really consume much time.
Somebody might, you know. I think some campaign managers don't only manage signature campaigns. There are many other campaigns offered here. If I'm not mistaken, in addition to signature campaigns, there are also various social media campaigns, even video making campaigns, article campaigns, translations, and some others. Not to mention that managers here don't only handle a single project. So there's a possibility that some of them need assistants.
But, again, an
ad misericordiam approach doesn't work. OP has to present not only what he/she can do but what he/she has already done in this kind of work.