Drop a joke about Bitcoin here

[octobuzz]

So I noticed that threads on this forum are usually tense and serious so I decided to make a thread with a bit of comic relief 😄
Let's make this worthwhile 😁

Here's a joke from me 😂
Me: Dad, can bitcoin make me a millionaire?
Dad: Yeah, if you are already a billionaire.

[BADecker]

Bitcoin stole its name from the Old West gold coins. Gold coins were soft, because gold is soft. So, to test them to make sure they were really gold, people would bite them to see if they left tooth marks. Bit gold coins were the first Bitcoin.

[Quickex Exchange]

Why did the Quickex Exchange user have to sell their Bitcoin?
Because they needed some "quick cash" for a big purchase!

[dumbasspiper]

Why did the Bitcoin go to the gym?

To pump up its value!

[@sriyan]

So I noticed that threads on this forum are usually tense and serious so I decided to make a thread with a bit of comic relief 😄
Let's make this worthwhile 😁

Here's a joke from me 😂
Me: Dad, can bitcoin make me a millionaire?
Dad: Yeah, if you are already a billionaire.

Knock knock
Who's there?
It's bitcoin
Bitcoin
Bitcoin who?
Bitcoin to make you rich
Bitcoin is virtual, it cannot knock. bye

[Quickex Exchange]

So I noticed that threads on this forum are usually tense and serious so I decided to make a thread with a bit of comic relief 😄
Let's make this worthwhile 😁

Here's a joke from me 😂
Me: Dad, can bitcoin make me a millionaire?
Dad: Yeah, if you are already a billionaire.

This one is absolutely best 

[lolita24]

Why did the chicken cross the blockchain?

To get to the other side(chain)!

[mich]

Why shouldn’t you bother someone who collects bitcoins?
Because they’re mining their own business

Why did the Bitcoin go to the gym?
To pump its value