Anyone know how to get it online at all?
Aside from the above, make absolutely sure that "
prune block storage to" setting is disabled
since your initial blockchain download will be wasted with it enabled because Armory needs the block files intact and not just a fully synced Bitcoin Core.
This is something you can't do with your limited disk space.
-snip- I have a transaction ID for the 16$ I sent from Nicehash to the "wallet" but I have no way of accessing it. I want that 16$ badly
This post has the necessary instructions to extract your private keys from Armory:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4746784.msg43255691#msg43255691