Atlas Recognizer -- Greasemonkey-, Chrome-compatible script

[ineededausername]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."

Have fun.  

Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.

Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3

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[RandyFolds]

Pure gold!

[FlipPro]

Lol now all we need is the iPhone app. 

[ineededausername]

If you guys have anything you want me to add, please tell me!  I'm actually going to be maintaining this
edit: Right now it recognizes Atlas in:
> Every post's "author" cell
> Every quote's "posted by ____" string
> The "Author" column in the post table when you go to a specific subforum.

[terrytibbs]

Here's another one: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=54714.0

Background: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=53176.0

[Red Emerald]

Funny

[ineededausername]

Alright, I am putting in "Anonymous..."
Check userscripts.org for the updated version!
Anonymous... will now be marked with a big red I Am Atlas username!

[repentance]

54 installations so far.

[RandyFolds]

Maybe it should replace the names with 'Unremorsefully Atlas' ?

[ineededausername]

Maybe it should replace the names with 'Unremorsefully Atlas' ?

LOL

Yes!  Can't believe I didn't think of that!   

[naypalm]

should we lock the thread? 

[ineededausername]

should we lock the thread? 

I would, but this thread is for suggestions

Anyways, is everyone OK with the current list of replace-locations?

[BadBear]

This would have been great before, but him and all 21(!) of his alts were banned by theymos a couple days ago.  Still useful since theres tons of his posts everywhere.
 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=54127.0  Ban discussion starts halfway down page 2. 
Great work though  

[ineededausername]

This would have been great before, but him and all 21(!) of his alts were banned by theymos a couple days ago.  Still useful since theres tons of his posts everywhere.
 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=54127.0  Ban discussion starts halfway down page 2. 
Great work though  

LOL

Christ, 21 alts! O.o

[naypalm]

LOL Dang and I thought he only had a few, this script is awesome. Kinda like the glasses from "They Live".

[PrintCoins]

Brief summary of who is Atlas...

[RandyFolds]

LOL Dang and I thought he only had a few, this script is awesome. Kinda like the glasses from "They Live".

OBEY

[PrintCoins]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."

Have fun.  

Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.

Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3

You can shrink your conditionals by putting all aliases in an array, and then using indexOf.

Code:

var aliases = ['john', 'bill', 'steve'];
undefined
aliases.indexOf('bill');
1
aliases.indexOf('bill')>=0;
true
aliases.indexOf('j')>=0;
false
aliases.indexOf('john')>=0;
true

indexOf returns -1 when string is not found.

Then this

Code:

		str = str.replace(" Atlas", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" I.Goldstein", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Ragnar", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Immanuel Go", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" ALPHA.", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Harvey", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Anonymous...", " Unremorsefully Atlas");

can be replaced with

Code:

for(var i in aliases){
   var name = ar[i];
   str = str.replace(name, " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}

Gotta keep it DRY.

[ineededausername]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."

Have fun.  

Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.

Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3

You can shrink your conditionals by putting all aliases in an array, and then using indexOf.

Code:

var aliases = ['john', 'bill', 'steve'];
undefined
aliases.indexOf('bill');
1
aliases.indexOf('bill')>=0;
true
aliases.indexOf('j')>=0;
false
aliases.indexOf('john')>=0;
true

indexOf returns -1 when string is not found.

Then this

Code:

		str = str.replace(" Atlas", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" I.Goldstein", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Ragnar", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Immanuel Go", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" ALPHA.", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Harvey", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
		str = str.replace(" Anonymous...", " Unremorsefully Atlas");

can be replaced with

Code:

for(var i in aliases){
   var name = ar[i];
   str = str.replace(name, " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}

Gotta keep it DRY.

Good advice.  Just learned JS recently and haven't bothered to learn the  built-in methods yet, and I should get off my ass because that looks much better

[repentance]

Brief summary of who is Atlas...

It would take as long to explain "who is Atlas" as it took to explain "who is John Galt".