Please delete my account, the button doesn't want to work.
I understand you have a genuine request, and it's entirely valid to want to delete your account. However, please keep in mind that the administrative process of deleting an account is not as straightforward as it seems. As far as I know, bitcointalk doesn't have a delete option, so account deletion, if possible, would likely need to be done manually by an administrator (I believe only theymos can do this). Even then, it will not entirely erase your account but replace it with an anonymous one.
By the way, your account dates back to the era when Bitcoin was priced at just $600, and it's a piece of history in its own right, it is something to hold one to. Nevertheless, if you have genuine concerns about privacy or security, I recommend sending a PM to theymos with your details. If your request meets the necessary requirements, there's a chance your account could be deleted.