CRYPTO JOKE!

[CryptoKaZee]

Why did cryptocurrency break up with its girlfriend?

Because every time they had a little FUD, it couldn't HODL its emotions and sold off in a panic! Talk about commitment issues in the blockchain dating scene. 😄💔 #CryptoHeartbreaks 

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[boyptc]

Because every time they had a little FUD, it couldn't HODL its emotions and sold off in a panic! Talk about commitment issues in the blockchain dating scene. 😄💔 #CryptoHeartbreaks  

I don't get this but nice try.

Why did cryptocurrency break up with its girlfriend?

My answer is that she can't handle the roller coaster ride of the market.  

You mean, the sideways, the pump, dumps, the bumps and so on.

Another one, because she can't take the heat...of the market. LOL.

I'm not good at this but at least I tried.

[btc78]

What is an irish investor afraid of?

Forking bitcoin!

[PrivacyG]

What is an irish investor afraid of?

Forking bitcoin!

I rarely ever laugh out loud at text jokes but yours almost made me spit my drink out.

[Samlucky O]

Why did cryptocurrency break up with its girlfriend?

I think why Crypto currency break up with his girlfriend is because of her character. She doesn't stays one place. today she will visit bearish and tomorrow she goes to bullrun. making the relationship not stable. And now Crypto currency is looking towards USTD as a wife material because of it's stability. but consedring bitcoin as the best because of it ability to grow in knowledge and understanding as days passes by.

Ladies can lie! Emagine a lady telling her friends, that she met a rich guy that spray her bitcoin in a party last night. and guest what? The bitcoin is still in her bag. Probably expecting to use it to buy groceries in shop the next morning.

One of my dude told me that we always talks about bullrun. That where is the bull running to? I replied, running to ATH. He asked again what is ATH? I said all time high. He replied is there anytime one can be all time high? I said yes, the highest time of drinking alcohol.