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November 29, 2023, 11:28:32 PM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.

How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here

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November 30, 2023, 10:54:29 AM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.
The sarcasm in this defines, portrays and mocks those gamblers that are compulsive and going by their uncontrollable gambling life they move from a financial state of 100-0.

Gambling is what we make of it. You will enjoy being a gambler if you have that self-control with your wagering amount, bankroll, time spent to gamble, and accepting your losses as it comes not to chase after the loss the propensity of loss chase leads to more losses.

The loss recovery syndrome is what makes gamblers sale off their properties thinking that they can use the money gotten from the sale of their property to recover their previous losses. That's why we're admonished to use amount we can easily let go when we lose it to gamble. At the end of the day this sarcasm will always meet the victims with a cold feet.

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November 30, 2023, 11:31:28 AM
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I guess this kind of joke could really sink to the hearts of the gamblers compared to the serious advice they'll heard and read. I also read the same joke but the one is different...

Gambler says... he can now afford to rent an apartment because of gambling, says from a gambler who use to have his own house. LOL... So it was just a joke, but if we reflect hard, we would understand that if we won't be careful with gambling, time will come this would happen to us. Bringing this is helpful @OP... this is for the gamblers who arent' still seeing the risk of what they are doing, so hopefully they'll see this joke and reflect seriously.
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November 30, 2023, 11:44:44 AM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.

How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here
This isnt only talking on gambling but also on trading specially into those people who do love futures trading on which losing up money would really be that easy.Yes, i have read up this joke
too and it is really funny considering that someone has been used to have a car and ending up on having bicycle or simply talking about downgrading just because they have sold theirs.
This is where gamblers do usually end up if they wont really be that careful in towards dealing with gambling. If they wont really be that sensible and mindful about spending
then they would really be ending up on this way.This is why we should really be that responsible with our gambling because if we dont then we really ends up the same situation
on which it is something that we dont really like to happen.

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November 30, 2023, 11:58:24 AM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.

How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here

No gambling jokes from me but I have seen this many years ago, or at least when we are in the pandemic as everyone is playing online and so they've lost so much money back then. Nevertheless it's true though, I mean everyone could end that way if they are not careful about their gambling.

Or even worst comes to worst, maybe he will sell his bike and then just the walk of shame every time he goes to the office. That will be really terrible, although I haven't experience the walk of shame when I gamble in land based before I don't have a car. I always put side money on my back pocket just to make sure.
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November 30, 2023, 11:58:49 AM
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How about this joke? I don't find if funny at all, but that's just me. Grin

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Poker is like sex – everyone thinks they’re the best, but most people don’t have a clue what they’re doing. ...

I think that this joke doesn't apply to poker only, but to all gambling games in general(and maybe even to sports betting as well).
If you are a compulsive gambler(or a gambling addict), you are thinking that you are good at gambling, while constantly losing money.
This is delusion beyond stupidity. It's like being rich, having a hot "gold digger" girlfriend and thinking that she is with you because she loves you and not because of the money.
There aren't good or bad gamblers. There are gamblers, who can control their spending and behavior and there are gamblers, who can't...  

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November 30, 2023, 12:10:03 PM
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I've never come across a joke like that but it was really funny to see it because that person should have become richer from his job but because of gambling, he ended up bankrupt and lost his car. But we don't know whether he sold his car to continue gambling or if there was something else that meant he had to sell his car. But if he sells his car just because he wants to continue gambling, that has gone too far and it seems like he is addicted to gambling so he must be cured and not gamble anymore. He has seen what happened to his life so he should realize it and not gamble anymore or his life will become even more chaotic. Yes, that is a valuable lesson for us because gambling can make us lose everything we have, even our family.

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November 30, 2023, 12:16:52 PM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.

How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here
Haha you got me OP. This one is really funny, and it's not just actually a joke but a real life realization for all gamblers. That is, if you gamble without caution, without knowing your limits in gambling, you will certainly end up with a huge loss and just settle to what you can only afford. This serves as an eye opener that in gambling, its more of a loss than win, especially if you keep chasing for some profits in gambling.

However, some gamblers are just extra lucky that when they start gambling, all they own is a bike, but when they hit the jackpot prize, they purchase their brand new car. Well, this is the irony but still possible with gambling.
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November 30, 2023, 12:24:18 PM
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That downgrade joke isn't a reflection of the person, it's more of reflection on the effects of gambling and that whatever opulence that gambling offers and the glamors that are shown in gambling, it's all just a facade, it's a funny joke but when I look at it in serious perspective, what I've said earlier is what I understand about that joke. I don't have any jokes I can think of about gambling that are worth discussing but I can recall one that I've seen somewhere.

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November 30, 2023, 12:26:34 PM
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Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.


I guess this would have allayed the nostalgia in the sentiment in Guy 2. He (Guy 2) might have been feeling why is his own gambling situation and luck unfavorable to him.

Well the story got me laughing too. It just the reality of gambling. Many gamblers are also having this losses and gradually they are going down but obstinately don't want to quit. Gambling is not what you will do all the time, you can gamble if you see the probability to win especially in soccer but if you don't win then you wait for another time. Going from car to bike because of gambling losses shows the gambler is not making profit.

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November 30, 2023, 12:35:36 PM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.

How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here
Never heard of this joke or any related to it but I must say I laughed my ass out after reading it. But even it's a joke it still hides the truth that is behind this particular joke because what is been portrayed there is actually the simple truth, many gamblers are actually losing and it's affecting their financial life and that's why it advice not to ever go beyond your comfort zone when gambling and many are ignorant of this and tend to do worse which makes thing get out of hand for these gamblers.

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November 30, 2023, 12:43:59 PM
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I've heard this too somewhere in social media and most of the memes are because of a gambler who used to have a good car and now just riding a brand-new motorcycle or a bike. Online "sabong" because of that gambling method is where they lose a lot of money.
It was truly hilarious when I first heard about that joke but that only works once and the next you see it or hear it, you won't be laughing anymore especially if you are also a gambler who experienced the same thing as those people.
Anyway, I don't much joke when it comes to gambling because we all know many of us are losers here, and joking about it might become the cause of a fight or saying cursed words against each other. It could spark a brawl which is why I try to avoid it.

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November 30, 2023, 01:02:24 PM
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This was a very popular joke when e-sabong was very popular so many gamblers lost their properties and important things and were replaced by smaller things I don't know who created this joke but it summarizes what will happen to you if you indulge yourself in gambling so from having a car you will end with a bike so from owning a house to renting an apartment, there are so many topics about that could emanate from that joke.

Just present this joke to aspiring gamblers and this will give them a brief summary of what will happen if they gamble too much in a funny way without explaining in many words about the harmful effects of gambling.

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November 30, 2023, 01:03:11 PM
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I haven't heard this one, but let's look at the bright side: it's a much more environmentally friendly lifestyle, and healthier too Cheesy
Gambling losses are a common thing, but there are different ways of looking at them. If a person just keeps losing and getting frustrated, it means that it's problem gambling, perhaps an addiction. If a person only gambles recreationally, spending only what one can afford to lose, gambling is a way of having fun and would not lead to issues like losing a car or a house. So it's simply important to keep things under control and seek professional help if necessary.

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November 30, 2023, 01:04:20 PM
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I don't know if you've encountered this joke before, I often see it in my feeds coming from Gambling groups where I am a member

Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

The first time I read it I laughed a lot but if you dig deep or think about it you will realize that it reflects many gamblers who are losing a lot and they have to sell things that are important to them and find an alternative.

How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here

That's a good joke but have a lesson need to take seriously since imagine the friend mentioned is supposed to be a rich guy and have car to drive but it end up in bad faith since as of now base on joke he's only riding a bike.

This happenings could possibly happen to anyone if they are not careful with their gambling habits since if they get addicted with this for sure they can sell all their stuff just to have money to use for gambling.

That's why to avoid such unfortunate scenario its really better for us to control our emotion and don't ever chase anything on gambling. We should be more responsible enough to know what exceed to us and what is not since if we know how to control any activity that can give us a big problem for sure we can possibly eliminate anything that can possibly give us a problem.

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November 30, 2023, 01:07:00 PM
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I remember there was someone who shared a story here about a joke like that and he also gave a video about a parade held in his country about slot gambling. at the beginning of the month he was able to buy better motorbike and after a few months he finally lost everything but I really forgot the name of the thread but I can find the video on social media.

jokes like this are often made by some gamblers and strangely those who say things like that are also doing the same thing as if they are telling themselves because they have lost a lot of money from gambling.
jokes like this can actually be words of wisdom to educate bad gamblers about gambling irresponsibly which ends up losing all their valuables.

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How about this joke? I don't find if funny at all, but that's just me. Grin

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Poker is like sex – everyone thinks they’re the best, but most people don’t have a clue what they’re doing. ...

I think that this joke doesn't apply to poker only, but to all gambling games in general(and maybe even to sports betting as well).
If you are a compulsive gambler(or a gambling addict), you are thinking that you are good at gambling, while constantly losing money.
This is delusion beyond stupidity. It's like being rich, having a hot "gold digger" girlfriend and thinking that she is with you because she loves you and not because of the money.
There aren't good or bad gamblers. There are gamblers, who can control their spending and behavior and there are gamblers, who can't...  


Same here haha but only because I was expecting the end of the joke. I also think that the kind of joke that no gambler would want to hear because its true
I find your joke funnier. It's a playful way of poking fun at people's confidence in their skills, whether it's in the card game or in the bedroom. No one's a pro haha

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Guy 1: Hey, I have a friend who gambles a lot, and he just bought a new bike.

Guy 2: Wow! Your friend must have been lucky in gambling.

Guy 1: No! He used to drive a car but because of gambling, he sold it, and now he just bought a new bike to get to work.

Guy 2:  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

I actually used this joke in my native language to my friends who are into gambling and this made them laugh, It is actually a good reminder to gamblers to gamble responsibly or else they will end like this joke, it is funny, short and you get the message right away, there may be other jokes about gambling but this one has it all
I first discovered it from one gambler who lost a lot but since he has a good sense of humor he created his own in his case the examples are cell phones an Apple phone and a China phone.
We can have a lot of substitutions on the subjects but it will still end up very funny, I think this joke will become a classic joke and you can still tell this joke a year from now and it will still be a new joke to those who haven't heard it.

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November 30, 2023, 01:55:42 PM
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How about you do you have a gambling joke of your own or you've encountered that reflects the gambling experience of many, come share it here
Yes, that's a joke, part of what some gamblers feel and experience, indeed we often see strange things that many people feel.
Start:
* From them being there to not being there.
* From nothing it has become something, before he didn't have anything, but now he has a car and a house.
* There are also those who are stressed.

For this reason, maybe we often see joking things that gamblers feel, without even realizing it in everyday life. Therefore, whatever a gambler feels, the point is that we all have to be able to control ourselves from all gambling activities.

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November 30, 2023, 02:13:00 PM
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I often see that joke on social media, shared by some of my friends. Some have even turned it into memes.

Here's the one I came across:

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Cathy, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!”

Cathy replies excitedly, “Oh, that’s great! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”

The man responds, “I don’t care, just get out!”

This joke, amusing as it is, also highlights the truth that gambling can sometimes result in unexpected consequences and impact relationships.


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