Puns for the entire ivy league.

[jvanname]

Here are some puns about all 8 ivy league universities. It is not my fault that all of these places have such punable names. I just have to make fun of them for this.

Princeton-Prison.

Yale-Jail.

UPenn-The penitentiary.

Harvard-Hamas University. I came up with this after the gay president of Harvard said 'Harvard hates Jews.'

Cornell-Porn Hell.

Brown-The color of @#$%.

Columbia-Renamed from CUNY after people kept misspelling it CUN%.

Dartmouth-Fart Mouth.

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D. (Piled higher and deeper)

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[DieterNeustadt]

"I've got a 'H'uge desire to attend Harvard!"

[jvanname]

"I've got a 'H'uge desire to attend Harvard!"

Well, you better attend Harvard quickly. I heard that Harvard is shipping up the entire campus including all buildings to Gaza. I mean, Harvard in Gaza will still be Harvard, but I have a feeling that it just would not be the same. I also heard that Harvard is rerouting the Charles river so that instead of dumping water into the Atlantic, the river will go through a high speed tunnel under the Atlantic and through the Mediterranean Sea until it reaches Gaza. Then the Charles River will flow through Gaza and dump all that water into the Mediterranean Sea. The tunnel will be fast enough so that the fish do not notice that they are being rerouted over the Atlantic.

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

P.S. I think it is time for me to forgive Harvard and some other institutions (they have plenty of other people to make fun of them anyways), so I will make fun of them a bit less.