We have an instantaneously transferable global uncounterfeitable currency, and you just show me a piece of paper that more likely than not has been in a stripper's g-string or used for snorting coke? Who's going to want that?
LMAO! I logged in with this account to start my day by reading, then posting some funnies, before getting serious with the other user name. Your post, cbeast has set a high bar for me, but I'll try my best.
BTW, the above comment is not meant as a jab toward the OP, although I'm somewhat perplexed as to what's being offered--an actual product or a ruse. If the latter, I'll take two. If the former, I'll have to make sure the mailing address is not located on Thomes Avenue in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
FYI: Google knows all? I typed 'ruse' in the Google search box and it suggested 'Rochelle Hub Theatre'. Why the hell would it do that? (it truly did do that on my computer, though it won't on some other)