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February 05, 2024, 03:55:25 PM
Last edit: February 06, 2024, 02:32:34 PM by gunhell16
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This was just a joke story about gambling, Because when I read it and watched it, I laughed a little at the story, although it was just a barber story or a gossip story, it was funny to me actually.

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Narrator: There was a bank manager who noticed that they had a client who was withdrawing 3 million dollars every week, and when the old woman went to withdraw, the bank manager asked the old woman.

Bank Manager: What are you doing, ma'am? Do you have businesses?

Old Woman: Nothing; I just often bet as a hobby.

Bank Manager: Really, how do you do that, ma'am?

Old Woman: Nothing; it's simple if you think about whether to gamble or bet every week. Do you want us to bet?

Narrator: The bank manager thought and answered.

Bank Manager: Alright, what do we bet?

Old Woman: Okay, we bet that I will guess that your Penis egg is square-shaped; if I am wrong, I will pay you $50,000.

Bank Manager: Alright, I'm sure you're wrong in what you're saying.

Old Woman: Okay, let's meet tomorrow; I'm with my friend here at this venue.

Narrator: The next day, the old woman returned to the bank with her friend. The bank manager showed his penis egg by removing his pants and underwear, and the old woman lost their bet and gave him $50,000 as they had bet. But the bank manager spoke to her.

Bank Manager: Why did you bet with me when you knew that you would lose our bet?

Narrator: The old woman whispered to him and said,

Old woman: Don't be noisy, because she and I have a bet where we bet that you will show your penis in front of us for $500 000, and her bet to me is that you won't be able to show your dick.

BOOM!! Hahahaha Cheesy Grin


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February 05, 2024, 05:19:16 PM
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Haha!

I think that I have heard this joke somewhere else like there's two bets on the side. It's a good one honestly, we need something like this sometimes to at least give ourselves a laugh.

There could be more jokes from you and you can post that on this thread and this is going to be the good vibes thread.  Grin



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February 09, 2024, 07:24:50 AM
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This was just a joke story about gambling, Because when I read it and watched it, I laughed a little at the story, although it was just a barber story or a gossip story, it was funny to me actually.

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Narrator: There was a bank manager who noticed that they had a client who was withdrawing 3 million dollars every week, and when the old woman went to withdraw, the bank manager asked the old woman.

Bank Manager: What are you doing, ma'am? Do you have businesses?

Old Woman: Nothing; I just often bet as a hobby.

Bank Manager: Really, how do you do that, ma'am?

Old Woman: Nothing; it's simple if you think about whether to gamble or bet every week. Do you want us to bet?

Narrator: The bank manager thought and answered.

Bank Manager: Alright, what do we bet?

Old Woman: Okay, we bet that I will guess that your Penis egg is square-shaped; if I am wrong, I will pay you $50,000.

Bank Manager: Alright, I'm sure you're wrong in what you're saying.

Old Woman: Okay, let's meet tomorrow; I'm with my friend here at this venue.

Narrator: The next day, the old woman returned to the bank with her friend. The bank manager showed his penis egg by removing his pants and underwear, and the old woman lost their bet and gave him $50,000 as they had bet. But the bank manager spoke to her.

Bank Manager: Why did you bet with me when you knew that you would lose our bet?

Narrator: The old woman whispered to him and said,

Old woman: Don't be noisy, because she and I have a bet where we bet that you will show your penis in front of us for $500 000, and her bet to me is that you won't be able to show your dick.

BOOM!! Hahahaha Cheesy Grin

This extremely laughable, there is sense to every see story. For all work without play make jack a dull boy but all play without work is always a reverse. I hard this kind of article in one write up I come across on social media it is truly funny.

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