I will save the world

[DaveF]

Nice going DW... You just sealed our fates with that ill-considered post: The next 5 pandemics now aren't going to be averted, and will probably require multiple vaccinations up the ass (or maybe just in the ass, I can't remember the prophecy). I hope you're proud of yourself.

It's all a plot by big pharma to microchip us:



Oh, big parma....never-mind.

I have jvanname and others on ignore since there are just some people not worth talking to.
But it's nice to know some people are still out there poking fun of him.

-Dave

[DireWolfM14]

Perhaps you should stick to sniffing petrol fumes.

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

His forum coach:

We all need some tough love now and again.

...the prophecy. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Oh, big parma....never-mind.

That settles it, no more big parma during deer season.  They're obviously just trying to find out where I shit in the woods.

[BitcoinGirl.Club]

Inspired by HODL 😂

[nutildah]

Oh, big parma....never-mind.

So basically now anyone can contact Big Parma to make sure they got a legit cheese wheel?? Asking for a friend...

That settles it, no more big parma during deer season.  They're obviously just trying to find out where I shit in the woods.

If you somehow swallowed the chip & went out hunting with it, I can see this going two ways:

1) The CEO of Big Parma knows you know the best hunting spots and uses the chip to track you down, encroach on your spot & eventually buy the land.

2) An AI drone mistakes you for a lost or stolen cheese wheel, hoists you into the air mid-shit, and then flies you hundreds of miles back to the cheese wheel distribution center.

[Foxpup]

So basically now anyone can contact Big Parma to make sure they got a legit cheese wheel?? Asking for a friend...

Don't be absurd; there's no money in that. The actual plan is to sell proprietary chip scanners, so that customers have the "convenience" of authenticating their cheese wheels themselves. Naturally, to keep counterfeiters on their toes, they'll need to update the chip designs every year, thus requiring customers to continually purchase updates for their scanners. A convenient subscription payment model enables customers to pay a consistently extortionate fee for even the most minor and useless updates. Some may object, but it is clearly a small price to pay to combat cheese piracy.

[DireWolfM14]

If you somehow swallowed the chip & went out hunting with it, I can see this going two ways:

1) The CEO of Big Parma knows you know the best hunting spots and uses the chip to track you down, encroach on your spot & eventually buy the land.

2) An AI drone mistakes you for a lost or stolen cheese wheel, hoists you into the air mid-shit, and then flies you hundreds of miles back to the cheese wheel distribution center.

I'm much more concerned about the former.  If it's the latter, well lets just say that turning me loose in a cheese distribution center wouldn't be conducive to their bottom line.  A global shortage of blue cheese would surely ensue.

cheese piracy.

Why am I always late to the party?

[DaveF]

Oh, big parma....never-mind.

That settles it, no more big parma during deer season.  They're obviously just trying to find out where I shit in the woods.

So basically now anyone can contact Big Parma to make sure they got a legit cheese wheel?? Asking for a friend...

That settles it, no more big parma during deer season.  They're obviously just trying to find out where I shit in the woods.

If you somehow swallowed the chip & went out hunting with it, I can see this going two ways:

1) The CEO of Big Parma knows you know the best hunting spots and uses the chip to track you down, encroach on your spot & eventually buy the land.

2) An AI drone mistakes you for a lost or stolen cheese wheel, hoists you into the air mid-shit, and then flies you hundreds of miles back to the cheese wheel distribution center.

So basically now anyone can contact Big Parma to make sure they got a legit cheese wheel?? Asking for a friend...

Don't be absurd; there's no money in that. The actual plan is to sell proprietary chip scanners, so that customers have the "convenience" of authenticating their cheese wheels themselves. Naturally, to keep counterfeiters on their toes, they'll need to update the chip designs every year, thus requiring customers to continually purchase updates for their scanners. A convenient subscription payment model enables customers to pay a consistently extortionate fee for even the most minor and useless updates. Some may object, but it is clearly a small price to pay to combat cheese piracy.

Why I love this forum. You can post something ridiculous, someone else replies in kind and everyone else keeps it going.

With that being said, I never knew how heavy & expensive  those cheese wheels are.

https://www.costco.com/whole-wheel-parmigiano-reggiano%2C-72-lbs.-.product.100096211.html

-Dave

[Mr.right85]

The movies did come to forum.
I guess it’s time to get your popcorns and some soda while resting on the sofa, legs crossed and watch the tension unfold. It’s a world saving grace out here, dare to not go all the way, the only way and your lost.

Jesus will love you, such plot twist you know, religion and humanity in a delicate balance. Save us all from the substances out there.

With that being said, I never knew how heavy & expensive  those cheese wheels are.

https://www.costco.com/whole-wheel-parmigiano-reggiano%2C-72-lbs.-.product.100096211.html

-Dave

Saw how this was being produced once and you start salivating but, the price is sure to dry up your saliva eventually.

[Majestic-milf]

What a nice place to run to when you want to escape the harsh realities of life. I don't think the account was hacked. Probably DireWolf's way of using harsh sarcasm because of you check, he didn't sign like J D vanname does, rather he used something else. What a nice way to tell us you miss our vociferous professor, Op..

[DireWolfM14]

With that being said, I never knew how heavy & expensive  those cheese wheels are.

https://www.costco.com/whole-wheel-parmigiano-reggiano%2C-72-lbs.-.product.100096211.html

-Dave

Saw how this was being produced once and you start salivating but, the price is sure to dry up your saliva eventually.

A little over $13 per pound retail is really not that bad of a price for real Italian premium parmesan.  But yeah, having to buy 72lb to get that price is, well, thassalottameataballzah.

[suchmoon]

$*!7
f@#$ing
R37@r&s

I don't know what this thread is about... must be because of these encrypted keywords.

[BlackHatCoiner]

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

$*!7 so f@#$ing you f@#$ing obese R37@r&s!

[stompix]

A little over $13 per pound retail is really not that bad of a price for real Italian premium parmesan.

Well, you just called Parmesan a real Italian dish instead of Parmigiano, so you won't need to save Italy anymore 
But yeah, small 200gr slices go for around 25-30 Euros per kilo on average in Europe, $13 per pound is indeed cheap.

Well I heard there was a coin with world-changing utility in the works that transformed human waste into cryptocurrency

There is a lot of human waste involved in creating shitcoins, so this step would only be natural, right?

 

[DireWolfM14]

I don't know what this thread is about...

It's about cheese.  Please stay on topic.

[ChiBitCTy]

Tman…is ..that you??? 

Wolf just make sure you’re sober by draft time   

[DaveF]

$*!7
f@#$ing
R37@r&s

I don't know what this thread is about... must be because of these encrypted keywords.

Well for the tech nerds out there if you like what looks like random strings of characters:

A(){A|A&};A

And if you don't know what the above is without a google (duck duck go) search then you are not a tech nerd.

Anyway, was looking for some cheese that DW14 mentioned the other day in a PM and walked into a local cheese shop last night.
Walked out with $100+ less cash in my pocket and a lot of NY cheese.

I keep forgetting that we have been the 4th or 5th largest dairy producing state for years now.

-Dave

[DireWolfM14]

Wolf just make sure you’re sober by draft time    

I don't make promises unless I intend to keep them.  

A(){A|A&};A

Lol, I'm trying to save the world, and Dave is trying to destroy people's faith in Linux!

Anyway, was looking for some cheese that DW14 mentioned the other day in a PM and walked into a local cheese shop last night.
Walked out with $100+ less cash in my pocket and a lot of NY cheese.

I keep forgetting that we have been the 4th or 5th largest dairy producing state for years now.

I try to support the local economy as much as I can.  Whenever I travel I look for local products and goods.  My daughter attended college in the Hudson Valley and I got to visit her several times during her time there.  I was always pleased with the quality of local cheeses, meat, and produce that I found there.

Autumn in rural parts of New York state, sitting on the porch on a cool morning with a cup of coffee and an apple cider doughnut is something every one should try to experience.

Speaking of cheese shops...

[BabyBandit]

It's funny that all you keyboard bullies think you are such good humans because you lick each other assholes when you the next hour go and bully people behind your cheap ass monitor and think you are though but in the truth is that you never had a job in yourself, no money and you taking out the frustration on innocent on the internet instead of actually trying to sort your own mess up.
Seen it before, will see it again. A true L-behavior and everyone of you should grow a pair and try to advance some levels in life.

[ChiBitCTy]

Wolf- you forgot to add “while working on your fantasy lineup” to that autumn morning cup of joe and donut tranquility you speak of.  As an Illinoian who now lives countryside instead of in the hustle and bustle of Chicago I can’t wait..my Sunday mornings , where for 20 years now I go and get coffee (no Kuerig bs, however you spell it) , donuts (no krispy crème or Dunkin bs), enjoy the fall weather and prepare for the greatest thing ever ..NFL football.  my heaven.  So sir, I fully understand and appreciate you on this !! (And trying to save the world, I dig that as well lol).

Oh and as an Italian murican I’m well versed on the fine cheeses my motherland has to offer as well as what comes out of the Midwest (have family in Wisconsin and always pick up cheese hoards when there..while also telling packer fans they suck at life). I am shocked to see NY is a bigger dairy state than IL.  Our state fair is going on right now and half of it is all about dairy stuff..I feel like we are kinda frauds now.

Anyway, this is where I tend to get my fine cheeses most often - https://www.shopviviano.com/categories/Cheeses/

It's funny that all you keyboard bullies think you are such good humans because you lick each other assholes when you the next hour go and bully people behind your cheap ass monitor and think you are though but in the truth is that you never had a job in yourself, no money and you taking out the frustration on innocent on the internet instead of actually trying to sort your own mess up.
Seen it before, will see it again. A true L-behavior and everyone of you should grow a pair and try to advance some levels in life.

Eating ass makes you a good person?? I’m not a fan but I’m open to new experiences 🤷‍♂️

[DaveF]

...Autumn in rural parts of New York state, sitting on the porch on a cool morning with a cup of coffee and an apple cider doughnut is something every one should try to experience....

...I am shocked to see NY is a bigger dairy state than IL.  Our state fair is going on right now and half of it is all about dairy stuff..I feel like we are kinda frauds now....

For me it's take 'fall foliage' ride and more or less do the same. Get up early, and go for a ride and get a ton of food along the way and slowly go into a food coma while looking at the leaves changing color.

And yes, NY has a lot of dairy farms, and apple orchards (I think we are #2 by state in the US), Maple Syrup production (#2 behind Vermont), Top 5 in wine production (have to have something with the cheese), cherries and a bunch of other farming things.

Oh, and to keep it relevant. We are also in the top 5 states of BTC users and top 3 of miners :-)

Lol, I'm trying to save the world, and Dave is trying to destroy people's faith in Linux!

Actually, anything with a bash shell will not like that command.

-Dave