My Timmy impression is spot on.
Most every member here has a Timmy impression that is spot on. Speaking of him, every 3.1415... minutes when a new block of
(some number besides 50) is found, a Timmy-like-impression-noise gurgles from
ALL the mining rigs at the same time. Going to change this to a Booya! sound (voice over by none other than Jim Cramer, with Mad Money) I'll create another spot for Timmy and Jimmy.
Modifications:In the
Off-White Paper, it states Chef named the crypto-currency
BethCoin, after his eleventh true love--Beth Anne Konig.
Somewhere at the beginning of the episode, Stephen Stotch tells his wife, Linda, that he is going to
Papaya, either for a vacation or to tend a work related conference. A scene shows Stephen boarding the plane with other similarly dressed American men and one Canadian with the letter P on the front of his shirt, all within the same age bracket and carrying oversize briefcases, with his clearly showing the name
Christine on the luggage tag.
At the end of the episode, Stephen returns to South Park looking exactly the same as when he left with the exception of having a somewhat glowing tan and donning a pair of scarlet satin stiletto heeled shoes encrusted with matching rhinestones
(think Marilyn Monroe).
Upon seeing all the commotion, he yells, "W-T-F!", whereupon the whole town stops what they're doing and, in silence, stare at Stephen, either in awe of his appearance or having that shocked looked one has when caught doing something wrong--or both. Then the words, "To be continued." appear on the screen, thus showing South Park's first ever end-of-the-season cliff hanger without the creators of SP advertising that this would be the case. During the hiatus, the creators of SP start a real-world media blitz, marketing Part II. Part II starts off with, "Previously, on South Park..." then for the next 23? minutes reply Part I in its entirety but with with subtle scene changes throughout. At the end, Stephen is seen returning to South Park exactly as described above, uttering the same words (letters), but this time his son, Butters, simply says, "Hey, Dad!" The End.
Token Black, revisited: Token Black, being the smartest and richest kid in school, creates the
PryorCoin to compete with the
BethCoin. His father, Steve, is seen with Gerald Broflovski--both lawyers--in a court room with
Renée-Jean-Pierre-de-Funès- Elisa-Rachel-Viollet-le-Duc-Yves-Cousteau, a French Judge, presiding. They're defending
Mt.Doxx, a
BethCoin exchange, presenting evidence that
BethCoin is
and is not real money. Their star witness is Marie Black, Steve's wife (Token's mother) and a Chemist, testifies by showing an
Off-White Paper of her own, diagramming the
Caucasian Coin, a physical coin, she's has almost perfected, constructed with rare-earth metals and DNA extracted from a
Meth Hookah, supposedly previously owned by Richard Pryor which she purchased off
Tapestry Road.
Craig Tucker's Goons, sans Tweek and Token, are the destructive members on the
BethCoin Rap forum. They decided to do this because everybody else in town is busy with
BethCoin but them, leaving nothing better to do. They even post remarks about
BethCoin on their CTG forum (think SA).
Sponsors of the BethCoin Show and El BethCoin en Gooback are Mt.Doxx, the main BethCoin exchange, and Casa Bonita, home of Gooback's favorite dish--Chapulines.
(more to come) (add your suggestions as well) (if nothing else, together we'll pen the best South Park episode that never aired)
