Although it is the first of April we are indeed serious about this.
"We would want it to be 100% premined"
great idea
great as for 1st of April
As far as I understand, this would be for private usage (think of things like "Facebook coins", they are not to be spent on things outside Facebook). So, in this sense, I see no problem with it being premined.
Unfortunately, I don't have the skills to help with the development of this project.