👽 FAPALIEN — The Fapping Alien from the Depths of the Blockchain
Welcome to Planet FAP. Here, blockchain is pure pleasure, and every jerk is a transaction.
No gravity. Just vibrations and tentacles.
💦 What is FAPALIEN?A meme? Absolutely. Born from internet madness and galactic lust.
A crypto? Pants off, chain on. Decentralized, deranged, and desirable.
An alien being from FAP-69? He's already here. And he's vibrating.
FAPALIEN is not a coin.
It's a challenge to reality. A throbbing idea.
🛸 Why FAPALIEN?✔ Pure fap energy Forged in Uranus orbit
Algorithm:
GhostRider Blocks every 2 minutes
No logic. Just lust.
✔ Shielded from boring Earthlings No fiat
No borders
Just alien ecstasy
🌌 FAPONOMICSHalving: every 210,240 blocks (~1 year)
Founder reward: 2% of each block
P2P Port: 15277
RPC Port: 15278
Block rewards: 0–719: 4
720–553,531: 5000
553,532–2,105,656: 4990
2,105,657–5,273,694: 4250
5,273,695–7,378,632: 1280
7,378,633–8,399,208: 295
8,399,209–14,735,284: 55
14,735,285–15,798,384: 54
15,798,385–25,844,303: 5
25,844,304 and above: 0.001
💻 Smartnodes — They Vibrate Just RightCollateral: Block 88,580 → 700,000 FAP
Block 132,580 → 900,000 FAP
Block 176,580 → 1,100,000 FAP
Block 220,580 → 1,350,000 FAP
Block 264,580 → 1,600,000 FAP
After that → 1,900,000 FAP
LLMQ: InstantSend — 50 members, 60% threshold
ChainLocks — 400 members, 60% threshold
Platform — 100 members, 67% threshold
🔬 Distribution78.4% — Fapper community (mining)
19.6% — Smartnoders (Intergalactic Lube)
2% — Devs & tissues
Half of the tissues are burned. The memeconomy throbs.
🗺 FAPMAP — Roadmap of Rhythmic Passion 👶 Q1: Birth of FAPALIEN — vibrations echo through the galaxy
💦 Q2: CEX hunting on Planet FAP
🤖 Q3: Alien OnlyFans with tentacles
🌍 Q4: Mobile jerk-off game
🧬 2026: Launch of the FAP cult
💚 Mine. Fap. Stake. Repeat.
Where logic ends, the legend begins.
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