Can bitcoin cure cancer?

[Matthew N. Wright]

Shut up.

[BadBear]

Well you see all we have to do is make a blockchain that only validates good cells.  Then implant the miners in our brains.  Bitcells!

[tysat]

Well you see all we have to do is make a blockchain that only validates good cells.  Then implant the miners in our brains.  Bitcells!

Genius, I think we could totally make this work!

[Gabi]

Yes, Bitcoin can.

How? Easy, give enough bitcoins to someone with cancer, he then use them to pay for all the expenses for healing and ta dah, bitcoin cured cancer. Ok, success is not guaranted but it's a start

Also you can donate bitcoins for research on cancer

[kokjo]

Well you see all we have to do is make a blockchain that only validates good cells.  Then implant the miners in our brains.  Bitcells!

Genius, I think we could totally make this work!

no it would not, it can not work decentralized.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Well you see all we have to do is make a blockchain that only validates good cells.  Then implant the miners in our brains.  Bitcells!

Genius, I think we could totally make this work!

no it would not, it can not work decentralized.

I just got the joke! Bitcoin won't cure cancer for anybody except Matthew. You just wait till he sees what you wrote, kokjo.

[teflone]

this is clearly a thread in where Matt talks to himself through this thread as he bounces ideas off his sub conscious

[mc_lovin]

Yes, Bitcoin can.

How? Easy, give enough bitcoins to someone with cancer, he then use them to pay for all the expenses for healing and ta dah, bitcoin cured cancer. Ok, success is not guaranted but it's a start

Also you can donate bitcoins for research on cancer

Someone trustworthy has to be the one who holds onto bitcoin donations and converts them into USD and then donates that to cancer research foundations.  Hopefully the money is sent to them in a fees-less manner like bitcoin.  Damn you Paypal!  *shakes fist*

[TheHeroMember]

Even lung and bone cancer.

[Matthew N. Wright]

this is clearly a thread in where Matt talks to himself through this thread as he bounces ideas off his sub conscious

Actually I was making fun of both the "bitcoin saves the world" and "kimchi cures cancer" retardation.

[BadBear]

This thread got way too many serious answers.  If only you could slap people through the internet.  Maybe we could integrate this into that blockchain delivery system.  Gosh bitcoin really does solve everything.