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April 03, 2014, 08:53:39 PM |
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Mine is:
What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?
They drive really slow through school-zones.
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April 03, 2014, 08:58:43 PM |
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I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often. That is a clever joke you posted though. I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary". Not a clever as yours I must admit.
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Acidyo (OP)
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April 03, 2014, 09:03:08 PM |
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I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often. That is a clever joke you posted though. I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary". Not a clever as yours I must admit.
Haha that movie was awesome! |
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April 03, 2014, 09:25:05 PM |
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
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Acidyo (OP)
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April 04, 2014, 12:42:05 AM |
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. |
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April 04, 2014, 12:58:17 AM |
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy. |
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Acidyo (OP)
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April 04, 2014, 12:59:39 AM |
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy. What if you trying to make me think that everything is a conspiracy is a conspiracy? |
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April 04, 2014, 04:17:22 AM |
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You ever fart so hard you cracked your back?
This actually happened to me lol. |
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Bit_Happy
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April 04, 2014, 04:38:34 AM |
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. No conspiracy here. If your question was "What is one of your favorite jokes", then my answer would have been much different. The question: What joke do you use when put on the spot?, reminds of someone I knew for many years in the real world. People who use jokes when "put on the spot" generally do not have honesty as a #1 priority. |
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April 04, 2014, 10:47:19 AM |
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Not in a good mood but still give it a shot
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Kiki112
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April 04, 2014, 01:56:12 PM |
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Your mom is so fat when she farts she creates an ozone hole
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April 04, 2014, 02:35:32 PM |
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You ever fart so hard you cracked your back?
This actually happened to me lol. Lol! Cool story bro. How is this even possible? |
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April 04, 2014, 02:46:22 PM |
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't knowIrony.  Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. |
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April 04, 2014, 09:34:49 PM |
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't knowIrony. Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. Two blondes walk into a livery stable. The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night." |
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Acidyo (OP)
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May 08, 2014, 02:07:25 PM |
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't knowIrony. Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. Two blondes walk into a livery stable. The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night." I don't get it. |
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May 29, 2014, 08:32:18 PM |
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What's brown and sticky ? A stick
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May 30, 2014, 07:37:15 AM |
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May 30, 2014, 07:41:18 AM |
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.
Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Finally, I have a reason to put you on my RADAR. I thought that that pedo joke might hit a nerve with some. |
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May 30, 2014, 07:48:28 AM |
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't knowIrony. Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. Two blondes walk into a livery stable. The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night." I don't get it. A livery stable:  Two blondes in a barn:  Mr. Ed telling Wilbur what happened to him last night.  |
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May 30, 2014, 08:18:39 AM |
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Mine is:
What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?
They drive really slow through school-zones.
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June 17, 2014, 07:55:29 AM |
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What's the difference between anal sex and Dirty Harry?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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June 17, 2014, 07:59:31 AM |
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