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April 03, 2014, 08:53:39 PM
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Mine is:

What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?

They drive really slow through school-zones.
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April 03, 2014, 08:58:43 PM
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I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often.  That is a clever joke you posted though.  I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary".  Not a clever as yours I must admit.
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April 03, 2014, 09:03:08 PM
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I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often.  That is a clever joke you posted though.  I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary".  Not a clever as yours I must admit.

Haha that movie was awesome!
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April 03, 2014, 09:25:05 PM
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

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April 04, 2014, 12:42:05 AM
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.
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April 04, 2014, 12:58:17 AM
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy.
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April 04, 2014, 12:59:39 AM
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy.

What if you trying to make me think that everything is a conspiracy is a conspiracy?
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April 04, 2014, 04:17:22 AM
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You ever fart so hard you cracked your back?

This actually happened to me lol.

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April 04, 2014, 04:38:34 AM
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

No conspiracy here.
If your question was "What is one of your favorite jokes", then my answer would have been much different.

The question: What joke do you use when put on the spot?, reminds of someone I knew for many years in the real world.
People who use jokes when "put on the spot" generally do not have honesty as a #1 priority.

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April 04, 2014, 10:47:19 AM
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April 04, 2014, 01:56:12 PM
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April 04, 2014, 02:35:32 PM
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You ever fart so hard you cracked your back?

This actually happened to me lol.
Lol! Cool story bro. How is this even possible?

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April 04, 2014, 02:46:22 PM
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

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April 04, 2014, 09:34:49 PM
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

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Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin

Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."
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May 08, 2014, 02:07:25 PM
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

Irony.  Grin




Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin

Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."

I don't get it.
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May 30, 2014, 07:37:15 AM
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May 30, 2014, 07:41:18 AM
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What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot?
Why need a joke? Just be honest.

Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums.

Finally, I have a reason to put you on my RADAR. I thought that that pedo joke might hit a nerve with some.  Grin Grin Grin
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May 30, 2014, 07:48:28 AM
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"What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?

I don't know

Irony.  Grin




Two blondes walk into a library and they...........

No, wait, that can't be right.  Grin

Two blondes walk into a livery stable.
The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night."

I don't get it.

A livery stable:



Two blondes in a barn:



Mr. Ed telling Wilbur what happened to him last night.

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May 30, 2014, 08:18:39 AM
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Mine is:

What's the only positive thing about pedophiles?

They drive really slow through school-zones.

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