I'm sure I won't be able to create this.
Sadly my brain gave up when I saw single board computer.
That looks like the easy part:

You don't need to solder anything, just plug in the power connector, and use an USB cable to flash the firmware.
It's actually cheaper than I expected: $20 for the board including shipping by LILYGO@, and $5 for a battery from Aliexpress. My main concern is the Lightning solution: it's been a few years since I used that, and I wouldn't want the hassle of setting up my own channels again. But I also wouldn't want to use a custodial service for long-term savings in a piggy bank. The tutorial recommends Alby Hub (self-hosted), which would only make sense if you're frequently using LN (and not just for a piggy bank).
A static QR sticker can be printed after being downloaded and can be pasted on a normal piggy.
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Now that I'm typing this just realised it wouldn't look fun.
The live updates on the piggy bank itself make it fun.