I'm in China and it's now the 26th - so clearly I am not an idiot but rather a very intelligent person who waited until after midnight here before I posted this. I sat at my computer and watched patiently the clock move slowly to 12 O'clock and then sprang into action - so who's the idiot?
The guy who sat at his computer watching patiently the clock moving slowly to 12 O'clock to spring into action.
I consider myself to be like the 3 shepherds patiently waiting to see the new born baby Jesus - I think my sacrifice is rather on a par with theirs. What did you do this Christmas to help the poor and needy? I'm like a shepherd and a wise man giving gifts following a star. I'm just as good a Jesus (and Santa Claus) and my mother was a virgin and always will be.
If that's not the best message for the users of this forum this Christmas then we may as well all just kill ourselves, that's what I say (it is Christmas, and I've drank quite a lot - hence the incoherence of my Christmas message)