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January 23, 2026, 01:41:10 PM |
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Cloudflare claims to be a company designed to determine if someone is a human. So they have you check a box to determine if you are a human. Then they have you wait a few minutes to try again. Then they pop up the same checkbox again. Then they have you wait a few more minutes. But you don't because you know the pinnacle of stupidity is doing the same thing, but again, unlike what Cloudflare apparently claims is not the pinnacle of stupidity, you think about leaving the website.
But you notice they have another webpage where you don't have to wait at all, and you check that, and it pops up the same checkbox to claim you are a human, but again. You don't check it because you're wondering if this company what this company is really trying to do, because clearly its not determine if you're a human or not as only a robot could not get frustrated and leave and would wait patiently. So what then? Is the company a robot trying to just waste as much of humanities time as possible? Or are they a vast spying network, which would make a lot of sense too.
Asking someone the same question twice when you've clearly already given the answer is for a human, an intentional insult, so I think Cloudflare bot is insulting humans on purpose as a way to laugh at their predicament that the machine is able to access any website but they are not. It was a funny joke the first time, but not the 10,837,838,828th time.
What they seem to be trying to do is uniquely identify humans by testing how much insane behavior they are willing to offer to the Cloudflare non-human bot. Cloudflare should be put out of business by Zeronet (zeronet.rainrd.org) so people are not insanity-attacked by these Cloudflare machines. That system uses low cost tokens so there is no Cloudflare alleged incentive whatsoever.
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