Cryptocurrency isn't stupid. You are.

[jvanname]

There are a lot of things wrong with cryptocurrency, so nobody should use cryptocurrency. Oh wait. That is not true. There are things wrong with PEOPLE. People are all a bunch of stupid ass fucked up pieces of shit. Let's look at some examples.

0. Bitcoin has a mining algorithm that was never designed to advance science. Um. I have been working on this problem by making cryptocurrency mining solve the most important scientific problem, but the biggest issue is that people are too busy buying Hawk Tuah and being a bunch of braindead fucks to do anything useful, so they cannot invest in anything legitimate.

1. People use cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin to buy drugs. Remember the silk road? Um. Those people are dumb for multiple reasons. First of all, Bitcoin transactions are public, so people should not be doing anything shady using Bitcoin in the first place. And people should not be doing all of those drugs nor should they be dealing all of those drugs.

2. Using Tor is risky because Ross William Ulbricht got caught. Um. Ross was doing some risky activities, and he should have been much more cautious. Tor and Bitcoin functioned as they did, and they still do (well, at least Bitcoin does). If you are using Tor to watch retard porn and paying for it with cryptocurrency, then you probably do not have the intellectual ability to properly use Tor/cryptocurrency correctly.

3. FTX, Hawk Tuah coin, Mayor Eric Adams coins, and everything else. Um. People fall for this stupid shit because people are all a bunch of stupid morons.

4. Everyone on bitcointalk.org except for me talks like a stupid moron. Um. That is not a problem with any cryptocurrency. That is a problem with PEOPLE.

5. Prediction markets are really bad because they make people gamble, so they should be illegal. Um. If people are gambling or betting on stupid predictions, that is a problem with people and not a problem with the markets. Prediction markets are the only way to get accurate probabilities for future events. If a prediction market says that there is a 46 percent chance that Trump will nominate Rick Rieder as fed chair, then there is a 46 percent chance of that happening. Prediction markets function properly despite stupid people making stupid bets. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT PREDICTION MARKETS ARE ILLEGAL WHILE THE LOTTERY IS ACCEPTABLE IN THE USA? PEOPLE ARE TRULY FUCKED UP!

Retards. Uh I meant Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

[BADecker]

Anybody who wants the Bitcoin system to be something that advances science is totally f***ed up.

[jvanname]

Anybody who wants the Bitcoin system to be something that advances science is totally f***ed up.

You hate science because you are stupid. You are a mentally retarded moron.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

[BADecker]

Those who love Bitcoin and science don't want the Bitcoin system to be something that advances science.

[jvanname]

Those who love Bitcoin and science don't want the Bitcoin system to be something that advances science.

Stop posting so much stupid shit. You are mentally retarded and fucked up just like most Bitcoiners.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

[BADecker]

Those who love Bitcoin and science don't want the Bitcoin system to be something that advances science.

Stop posting so much stupid shit. You are mentally retarded and fucked up just like most Bitcoiners.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

Well, you can't be the king of... and not have fans.

[jvanname]

Well, you can't be the king of... and not have fans.

Humans are all fucking stupid pieces of shit. If you don't like what I am doing, you are stupid too.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

[BADecker]

Well, you can't be the king of... and not have fans.

Humans are all fucking stupid pieces of shit. If you don't like what I am doing, you are stupid too.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

I was browsing the main BTCtalk forum page, but I had to come back here to see your new piece of wisdom. It's pretty good. I know. An accident.

[jvanname]

I was browsing the main BTCtalk forum page, but I had to come back here to see your new piece of wisdom. It's pretty good. I know. An accident.

Yes. This is wisdom. After all, I realize that cryptocurrency mining should be used to solve an important scientific problem instead of being used to not solve an important scientific problem. Now go back to investing in something like Hawk Tuah shit. I hope you have sex with the Hawk Tuah Gurl and get all of the STDs including herpes, HIV, syphilis, and mirror bacteria.

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

[BADecker]

I was browsing the main BTCtalk forum page, but I had to come back here to see your new piece of wisdom. It's pretty good. I know. An accident.

Yes. This is wisdom. After all, I realize that cryptocurrency mining should be used to solve an important scientific problem instead of being used to not solve an important scientific problem. Now go back to investing in something like Hawk Tuah shit. I hope you have sex with the Hawk Tuah Gurl and get all of the STDs including herpes, HIV, syphilis, and mirror bacteria.

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.

That's the start of the solution. Now, all you need to do is follow through, and make something scientific out of it. Of course, everybody will ignore you, just like they have been. But Bitcointalk needs you. You keep them alive, at least in the off-topic section.

P.S. Stay well. Lol.

[jvanname]

That's the start of the solution. Now, all you need to do is follow through, and make something scientific out of it. Of course, everybody will ignore you, just like they have been. But Bitcointalk needs you. You keep them alive, at least in the off-topic section.

P.S. Stay well. Lol.

You are a stupid fucking moron. Everyone else on this site except for me is a moron too.

Regards,

-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.