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Even saw someone speculating if Epstein actually had something to do with the creation of bitcoin itself haha.
The first thing I have to refute is this.
Well, Epstein is known to be close to many elite people, topics and ideas; so we must first see what part he was involved into zcash. The problem is that contact doesn't mean control. Zcash, like any other cryptographic protocol, involves implementing open-source code through distributed computing across the globe. Regardless of who sponsored it, a bug is still a bug.
I think no one cared about Satoshi's identity or wondered who he went out with the night before mining the genesis block, and that's still the case.