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February 19, 2026, 08:08:52 AM
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This article right here has got to be one of the worst pieces of financial journalism (it doesn't rise to that term, but what else to call it?), and it's particularly galling given that the title of the article is something that gets a great deal of discussion right here where Satoshi once posted whilst creating his masterpiece.

So I just have to ask a simple question:  What the FUCK is this shit?

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I don't think that's true at all, right? Like Wall Street doesn't care. They just want number go up, right? They or or go down depending on where they're trading it, right? And I think many retail investors feel the same. They want to make money. Um and so I would think that that has changed things too.

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Fear and greed are the two things that drive most investment policy. And so now you're seeing more of the greed factor come in and that's where you're seeing these layers of financialization coming on top of it. I think you probably noticed the big keyword at the conference, the buzzword to me was yield. Everybody's looking for yield options on these large holdings of Bitcoin, XRP or others, uh and almost every player is looking and trying to position that yield. Now, this isn't yield from 2022 to 23 where the FTX Alameda, the explosion of rehypothecation in the staking.

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This is a new era, I call it yield 2.0 and there's some really solid fundamentals to it and everybody's looking for, okay, I have this bundle of goods sitting here. How can I put it to work for myself? Just like if you're sitting on a large balance of cash, especially at a time where rates may be dropping on cash, that's the one tool that a new Fed chair might have. Uh and that will take away some of the incentive for sitting on bundles of cash and and may position liquidity in other places.

Just take note that the above super-sized serving of word salad is sprinkled with some of the foulest neologisms that could only come from a yapping head on the interwebz, and to keep up the farce that they know of that which they speak, they lead the hapless reader through the path of least coherence and maximum retardation.  In other words, the above points could have been written in plain English instead of the massive load of excrement they left on our living room floor instead.

So happy bitcoin became so mainstream that it's now reported on as frequently as whatever the hottest stock du jour is.  Would not have predicted this back in 2015.

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February 19, 2026, 08:44:10 AM
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I am happy that yapping heads like that are mostly on TV, and it has become less relevant for the newer gen of the peeps.. Though imagine how many people from the previous age would take all of these points to heart.

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February 19, 2026, 10:32:59 AM
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I watched the video, hoping to see how they would discuss "The disadvantages of institutional investors adopting crypto", only to see that they only talked about how now nobody cares about what Bitcoin actually is anymore, everyone just wants profit.
And he says he has been doing this for 10 years. Very funny. Even funnier that I sumeraise all what he said in one line.

People do not understand that you can actually talk about bitcoin without trying to to sound overly deep or intelligent.
"We are not hardwired as humans for scacity, were hardwired for abundance"
What has humans ever had an abundance of? In what context exactly can this saying be justified? Maybe he was talking about oxygen.

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February 19, 2026, 10:36:30 AM
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I watched the video, hoping to see how they would discuss "The disadvantages of institutional investors adopting crypto", only to see that they only talked about how now nobody cares about what Bitcoin actually is anymore, everyone just wants profit.And he says he has been doing this for 10 years. Very funny. Even funnier that I sumeraise all what he said in one line. People do not understand that you can actually talk about bitcoin without trying to to sound overly deep or intelligent. "We are not hardwired as humans for scacity, were hardwired for abundance"What has humans ever had an abundance of? In what context exactly can this saying be justified? Maybe he was talking about oxygen. I have learnt a new word


this whole thing is cyclical, pops up every time the price gets interesting... i remember the same debates back in 2017, watching those so-called experts on CNBC stumble over the word 'blockchain' while just staring at charts. guy with 10 years probably rode the 2013 wave and just got stuck in that trader mindset forever.

the deeper stuff about institutional downsides - like how their massive ETF inflows create insane sell pressure on futures during the roll, or how their compliance will push for more chain surveillance - gets buried every time.

it doesnt generate clicks, I saw this before with the Blocksize Wars... the actual technical debate got lost in a flood of memes from people who just wanted cheaper fees.

media simplifies, the crowd gets distracted by profit, and the real systemic risks get ignored until they bite. we saw this not so long ago.
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February 19, 2026, 12:41:38 PM
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Reminds me some years ago when a lecturer stated that using Algorithm in your sentence make uneducated feel you are well learned.

I have made it an habit not to visit the so called news outlets
The only thing they can really talk about is Bullish, Bearish nothing more.
Good thing Bitcointalk exist and certain platforms or we would be filled with shits from so called experts
Mind you they have the worse ability to predict the market.

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February 20, 2026, 06:13:04 AM
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This article right here has got to be one of the worst pieces of financial journalism (it doesn't rise to that term, but what else to call it?), and it's particularly galling given that the title of the article is something that gets a great deal of discussion right here where Satoshi once posted whilst creating his masterpiece.

So I just have to ask a simple question:  What the FUCK is this shit?
Yahoo! is shit and lost their piece of cake in Internet industry many years ago. I remember that pooya87 used to wear a signature with a mascot peas on Yahoo!'s icon. It now gone as poooya87 worn another avatar for his campaign but history about Yahoo! is on the Internet, Wiki and many places.

By getting the news notifications from Yahoo! Finance, it seems you use Microsoft Explorer that surely gives you such notifications but if you use other browsers, you will not give such ones from browsers.

I hope I am not wrong but if you actually use Microsoft Explorer, is it time to migrate to other browsers?

 
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February 20, 2026, 04:07:54 PM
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By getting the news notifications from Yahoo! Finance, it seems you use Microsoft Explorer that surely gives you such notifications but if you use other browsers, you will not give such ones from browsers.
It's possible that some aggregators send their articles too. Some search engines also show Yahoo! News on their results, so I don't think using IE is the only way to get news from them. Not to mention Microsoft is pushing Edge hard these days (with MSN too). CMIIW.

Regardless of how they stumble upon this article, it's not hard to get a similar result from another website (especially those that just repost quoted news on the internet). No surprise, given that some tweets or Reddit posts are "newsworthy" these days.

 
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February 21, 2026, 11:23:10 AM
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By getting the news notifications from Yahoo! Finance, it seems you use Microsoft Explorer that surely gives you such notifications but if you use other browsers, you will not give such ones from browsers.

I hope I am not wrong but if you actually use Microsoft Explorer, is it time to migrate to other browsers?

You've probably made at least one assumption too many about me--there's no way in hell I'd be using IE for a browser in 2026.  I am down with Netscape Navigator, my sweet summer child.

Seriously.  I know Yahoo Finance is out of date; old habits are hard to break and sometimes I just gravitate to websites that I've been using for a long time.  Not something I should stick with for reasons that should be obvious from what I posted here initially.  A lot of the good finance news sites are behind a paywall (like the WSJ if I'm not mistaken) and although I know there are ways to bypass those paywalls...I just never got into the habit of doing that.

I ought to just slap myself, right?  I get it.

No surprise, given that some tweets or Reddit posts are "newsworthy" these days.

Oh man, that shit drives me up a vertical wall.  When I started seeing talking heads quoting random comments from youtube/reddit/Twitter/whatever, I knew the media was dumbing everything down to a kindergarten level.  And that's just sad.


You know what?  I'm glad you did.  Seems like people's vocabulary has constricted to words the average Mr. Beast wannabe on youtube uses, and not much more.  Christ, if you pick up an actual physical English dictionary, it's bound to be hefty and dense--and I tell you, it's worth it to learn a few words you might want to use should you choose to do any sort of writing.  Hopefully the reader will do just as you did when they come across what looks like a strange-looking word they've never seen before and look it up to see what it means.  I do not like dumbing down anything or that practice in general. 

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You've probably made at least one assumption too many about me--there's no way in hell I'd be using IE for a browser in 2026.  I am down with Netscape Navigator, my sweet summer child.

It's possible that some aggregators send their articles too. Some search engines also show Yahoo! News on their results, so I don't think using IE is the only way to get news from them. Not to mention Microsoft is pushing Edge hard these days (with MSN too). CMIIW.
I am sorry to The Sceptical Chymist, as I did not recall rightly between IE and Microsoft Edge. Thanks to joniboini for his post and correction too. I wanted to say about Microsoft Edge, but used a wrong name as IE. I knew that Microsoft no longer provides IE in the latest Windows versions but as said, I forgot the name of their newest and mandatory browser on Windows, Microsoft Edge.

I did not assume anything about The Sceptical Chymist as personally I only see Yahoo Finance! appears when I use Microsoft Edge by any chance. Honestly I almost don't use Microsoft Edge but anytime by any chance I open Microsoft Edge, I see Yahoo Finance! there.

@joniboini, about aggregators can send articles, honestly, I did not know about it, so thank you for this insight too.

 
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Oooh, Yahoo Finance, I don't even know when I last read articles from them. Most of those legacy and mainstream media platforms have looked for every way to try and bash Bitcoin since time immemorial. Reuters, Bloomberg... name them all. I don't even bother reading and watching their videos when they talk about Bitcoin/crypto these days.

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Julie Hyman hosts Morning Brief and Market Catalysts weekdays on Yahoo Finance. Julie has been a financial journalist for more than 20 years, covering events including the Great Financial Crisis, the collapse of drugmaker Valeant, and the rise of meme stocks. She has interviewed newsmakers including Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, Occidental CEO Vicki Hollub, and Vista Equity Partners CEO Robert Smith. Before joining Yahoo Finance in 2018, Julie worked in several roles at Bloomberg Television, originally joining Bloomberg in its Paris bureau, reporting on European stocks.

 
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You have now discovered the journalistic equivalent of sig spamming  Grin

I am sorry to The Sceptical Chymist, as I did not recall rightly between IE and Microsoft Edge. Thanks to joniboini for his post and correction too. I wanted to say about Microsoft Edge, but used a wrong name as IE. I knew that Microsoft no longer provides IE in the latest Windows versions but as said, I forgot the name of their newest and mandatory browser on Windows, Microsoft Edge.

Personally, I love IE. It's like 2x lighter than Edge, and I think it even still loads Bitcointalk. Really useful for low-memory computers. It's just missing a password manager, though if you're using that old hardware, you're probably already using something standalone like KeePassXC anyway.

 
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