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April 04, 2014, 08:33:17 PM |
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It all started 2 hours ago, I was walking home when I saw a man lying on the road. The man turned around, looked at me and said, "Allllam! Shakahm!!!" Immediately a extremely potent feeling came over me. I felt like something beyond human, something supehuman. I looked for the man, but he was gone..Then..I took out one of the mirrors from my pocket, which I always keep to stare at my reflection because I' so sexy, and as soon as I looked in the mirror, I saw my hair has turned yellow. I gasped and dropped the mirror, bringing upon me the curse of 7 years of being with one woman, the absolute worst thing that could happened to me. So I cried for 10 minutes..got up and felt so angry that for the next 7 years I'd only have to be with one woman, that I stretched my arms out and did a Kamehamehah. My Kamehameheh was blue and huge, it blew apart a few street signs before colliding into a comet that was falling towards Earth. I then did Instant Transmission, and found myself home here. I opened my computer, exited the Pornhub tabs, and logged in to Bitcointalk to write my experience. I believe interacting with Bitcoin has transcended me to a level beyond, a level where there is no comprehension, because as I type, I feel the power of a 1000 raging suns boiling through my pumped up veins, my muscle size has increased dramatically, to the point that even typing is hard, but I manage because of my increased speed. I will be on here if any of you scientists want to interview me to understand my increased godlike power.
Update- My hair is still yellow, and my eyes just turned green. I'm also have 5 second visions of a white and purple lizard humanoid traveling to Earth in his spaceship. I don't know if he's a friend or foe, but I will watch, I will listen, and I will be prepared.
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