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Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It...The Iranian government had issued threats that it was prepared to take revenge on the U.S. by launching attacks against California, but leaders were said to have reconsidered their plan after intelligence reports showed that the state had been completely decimated under Newsom's leadership.
"You can't destroy something that's already destroyed," said a spokesman for the supreme leader. "We were deep into strategizing a way to inflict mass destruction on California in the nation of the Great Satan, but our secret operatives said there's nothing left to do that hasn't already been done there. Rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure, raging wildfires, and, how you say… poop all over the streets. We're not sure we could do anything that would make it worse."
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-cancels-plan-to-attack-california-after-seeing-gavin-newsom-already-destroyed-it/Of course war and death itself isn't funny, but I found this to be an interesting look at how bad California has become. Anyone here live in CA or visited recently? or planning on soon? Those fires ~ a year ago were amazing, so many bad decisions made trying to make big money.
