Ok, last March 4
th. was my birthday, and after some deliberation (with myself) I decided to make the jump and finally gift me a Trezor.
Got a Safe 5.
Initially, my experience both with Satoshi Labs and DHL couldn't have been more perfect. Everything, from the packaging to the delivery time was absolutely flawless.
And this is when the good part ends.
First, the wallet came packaged with a USB-C to USB-C cable, and as far as I could tell there was no option in the page to choose a different one. Seems the people at Satoshi Labs are not aware computers used to have USB-A connectors. But, whatever, not a big deal. Tried a couple of cables I already had, and when they didn't work bought a new one, being careful that it was a data cable.
But it didn't work. The computer just doesn't recognize it. Nor did (obviously) the suite.
So I tried contacting Trezor support, just to end up wasting my time with their stupid bot ("Hal"), which offered no help whatsoever, and finally I found (somewhere) a link to their forum, so I signed up and started a thread. So far it's been 4 days, 19 people read it, and NOBODY replied to it. Not a peep.
So I'm posting here, see if I have better luck.
My computer is 8 years old. I'm running MX Linux 21, with Openbox, Tint2, Thunar and Terminator.
Initially, MX-21 has proven to be a very unfriendly distribution, and it wouldn’t surprise me if this whole problem is just another one of the distro’s many quirks, or my inability to deal with them. To put it plainly, I hate it. I can’t wait to be able to afford a new computer and go back to Fedora.
That said, I installed the suite and later the UDEV files, however, the UDEV files didn't install anything other than an empty directory in my Downloads one.
The cable is brand new. But the wallet is not recognized. Even in /mnt and /media, nothing shows.
Incidentally, even if, by any miracle, I'm able to make this wallet work, people at Satoshi Labs can rest assured these were the last $129 they will ever get from me.

Thank you all for reading. Sorry for the rant.