Sell all your bitcoin and use the money to accumulate USD.

[Agathamay]

bitcoin is trash and no one deserve to hold garbage and i strongly agree with you that we should sell our bitcoin and be focused holding usdt as that now is the hope of the common man
maybe you should also try moving the the thread to meta for better visibility and engagement as that's where the show is happening

cheers to everyone who will be selling their bitcoin for usdt as you have made the right decision ironically

[dansus021]

happy april mop and keep selling your bitcoin hahaha, OH OH anyone who want sell bitcoin you can sell it to me at 1 USD per bitcoin I would happy to buy it. hahaha

bitcoin is trash and no one deserve to hold garbage and i strongly agree with you that we should sell our bitcoin and be focused holding usdt as that now is the hope of the common man
maybe you should also try moving the the thread to meta for better visibility and engagement as that's where the show is happening

cheers to everyone who will be selling their bitcoin for usdt as you have made the right decision ironically

USDT and other stablecoin is the best choice to hold right now and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN USD should be number 1 fiat for another century in my opinion.


After watching geopolitcal news and the rise of oil everywhere this thread just make me relax haha

[moneystery]

If I didn't know what day it is, I would probably reply to this thread with a salty response, but right now the forum is focusing on US dollars instead of Bitcoin, so it might be a good idea to sell your Bitcoin to accumulate USD 

[serjent05]

happy april mop and keep selling your bitcoin hahaha, OH OH anyone who want sell bitcoin you can sell it to me at 1 USD per bitcoin I would happy to buy it. hahaha

Hey, that's so generous of you, I am planning to offer 0.5 USD per Bitcoin but you beat me to it since you offer a higher purchase price.  Are you sure you won't get bankrupt buying in such a high price per Bitcoin?

happy april mop and keep selling your bitcoin hahaha, OH OH anyone who want sell bitcoin you can sell

bitcoin is trash and no one deserve to hold garbage and i strongly agree with you that we should sell our bitcoin and be focused holding usdt as that now is the hope of the common man
maybe you should also try moving the the thread to meta for better visibility and engagement as that's where the show is happening

cheers to everyone who will be selling their bitcoin for usdt as you have made the right decision ironically

USDT and other stablecoin is the best choice to hold right now and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN USD should be number 1 fiat for another century in my opinion.

Looks like the de-dollarization attempt of those who oppose the dollar will be in vain.  This thread shows how dollarization will greatly affect the livelihood of every citizen of the country.

After watching geopolitcal news and the rise of oil everywhere this thread just make me relax haha

Sure thing! The Forum's Celebration of the April Fool's Day always gives us a relaxing break.

[philipma1957]

Trump will be signing all new usd bills .

You have to wait a bit to cash your btc.

You really want some of those Trump signed bills.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2026/03/27/trump-signature-added-to-us-dollar-bills/89345016007/

This is not an April fools joke.

So hodl and when the new signed money comes out get lot of it.


I am happy to have inspired theymos,for this joke.

With my btc is worthless thread.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5575559.0

[Cryptomultiplier]

happy april mop and keep selling your bitcoin hahaha, OH OH anyone who want sell bitcoin you can sell it to me at 1 USD per bitcoin I would happy to buy it. hahaha

bitcoin is trash and no one deserve to hold garbage and i strongly agree with you that we should sell our bitcoin and be focused holding usdt as that now is the hope of the common man
maybe you should also try moving the the thread to meta for better visibility and engagement as that's where the show is happening

cheers to everyone who will be selling their bitcoin for usdt as you have made the right decision ironically

USDT and other stablecoin is the best choice to hold right now and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN USD should be number 1 fiat for another century in my opinion.


After watching geopolitcal news and the rise of oil everywhere this thread just make me relax haha

Am up for the business too, because that would mean that dollar has become more legitimate currency than Bitcoin and that means the rate at which volatility is hitting Bitcoin would become reduced drastically because I believe the USD is more stable in price than Bitcoin.
This would also mean in the broader sense that Satoshi's white paper plan for Bitcoin and it's journey of success so far would fail and all those big pockets like Michael Saylor would be in loss somehow. What do I know, happy April house!

[salad daging]

Waahh now I'm in crisis because I don't have a lot of USD, the only way to save the crisis now is to keep a lot of dollars in the bag and bitcoin like it's useless at all for one day - AprilMop 1, 2026.

But let me not sell it to go against the flow, I know now many scoff because they say the dollar is better and yes because Trump will protect us from all crises because the dollar will definitely be a savior. Lol

Just change some parts, so instead of USDT write USD.

USDT, just remove the T and it will be USD.
 

[YOSHIE]

If you check this forum it is now Dollar forum, everyone is abandoning bitcoin and going for Dollar.

This is the moment I've been waiting for, I really understand the crypto market manipulation strategy (we see people talking about crocodiles, but what comes out is lizards) which is what often happens in the crypto world.

If what you say is true, I don't want to waste this opportunity, maybe I will have the opportunity to buy Bitcoin as much as I can, this may be the best opportunity and chance.

I hope what you say really happens, let all countries and governments that have Bitcoin reserves sell them all, let Bitcoin fall deeply and have one of the best opportunities.

[Bitcoin_people]

I think the best investment in the world is Bitcoin, which is more reliable than the dollar. Although I understand that you made this topic as an April Fool's Day joke, but in any case, it is really entertaining. However, we need to pay more attention to Bitcoin because there are many new users who may believe in this April Fool's joke if they don't know much about it. There is no reason for them to be disappointed, but rather buy more Bitcoin and hold it, the dollar is not reliable, Bitcoin is reliable. If we want to invest in the future, I think that investing in Bitcoin and gold is the most profitable and risk-free.

[PrivacyG]

I am ahead of every body else and I am HEAVILY accumulating FTUSD known as 'Fuck Theymos United States Dollar'.  Theymos is finally over with and we can enjoy the new Forum in much more peace.  It was such a tough 5 years of Forum activity having to pretend I like Bitcoin, now we can finally show our real face.

I heard Donald Trump is the new Administrator too.  I will write a letter to the White House so my username PrivacyG can now finally be changed to DollarG at last.  Who else is excited for the upcoming mandatory Know Your Customer feature of Dollar Talk?

[letteredhub]

Yesterday, I already sold my Bitcoin to USDC. Only a part of it. But looking at the current situation, it seems that it's indeed necessary to sell all Bitcoin to get more Dollars. Bitcoin fell from $126k to the current price of $68k. A worrying situation. No wonder the forum had a revolution today, and everyone seemed to be celebrating it.

Well, you better sell what's left because before themselves of today you're will be seeing 0.00000 BTC in your balance and you would regret why you waited. Maybe you didn't know today is that last day before bitcoin eventually go to extinction according to the timeframe it was created to last.

You can sell to me, am willing to bear the loss at least it's just some negligible amount and it wouldn't hurt for me as it would for you. Right? Oh it's April 1st.

[Jegileman]

This is fascinating, coming from the same person that always idolize bitcoin all over the forum. If I was a newbie and I hadn’t witness an April Fool’s day before, I would have felt for this and would go on the internet to confirm more if people are really dumping bitcoin for the dollar. The atmosphere of the forum from the design looks new and dope, and everyone will assume a new dawn is now upon us and we’re moving to the dollar regime but unfortunately it’s just for today. Bitcoin still prevails over dollar no matter what, long reign Bitcoin!!

[Josefjix]

I am just wondering when USD is worth accumulating, like it's an asset, whatever can be assets is worth accumulating not a mere Fiat currency that ain't an asset.

From many previous discussions in the forum, where have you come across talking about buying USD as a safe haven against inflation, where have you?

[X-ray]

Yeah accumulate all the USD in this world and see how it keeps multiplying. The only disadvantage is they are not multiplying in your wallet but instead multiplying in total supply.

That's the perk of paper money that nobody tells you about.

Seriously though, if you care enough about your money and your future self, always hoard a deflationary asset otherwise you're okay with your money decreasing everyday.

[summonerrk]

Bitcoin is dying and the reason is because the US government and the government of every other nation has come to an agreement to use dollar as a world currency, and right now everyone is selling their bitcoin and using the money to accumulate USD.
If you check this forum it is now Dollar forum, everyone is abandoning bitcoin and going for Dollar.

Right now the dollar investment is the best investment in the world, so I will advise you to accumulate USD. weekly or monthly and don’t use only your discretionary income use more than your discretionary income, and no need for having an emergency funds because the Dollar investment will always protect you during emergency periods that why is the best investment in the world right now.

The discussion about the new forum's ideology was a very funny April Fool's joke. The design was great. I especially enjoyed how the tryNinja bot insulted everyone and everything by filtering messages through the AI, which was a "rude asshole." It wasn't the most convenient because I had to log in to read the message, but it was still funny, especially when the AI bot in the gambling thread wrote something in Telegram that made me laugh out loud. And of course, following this post, I will exchange all my cryptocurrency for the great dollar.

[snowpega]

Bitcoin is dying and the reason is because the US government and the government of every other nation has come to an agreement to use dollar as a world currency, and right now everyone is selling their bitcoin and using the money to accumulate USD.
If you check this forum it is now Dollar forum, everyone is abandoning bitcoin and going for Dollar.

Right now the dollar investment is the best investment in the world, so I will advise you to accumulate USD. weekly or monthly and don’t use only your discretionary income use more than your discretionary income, and no need for having an emergency funds because the Dollar investment will always protect you during emergency periods that why is the best investment in the world right now.

Many here are unfamiliar with this April Fool's event, so I was just thinking that this thread now needs to be closed; other than this, you may know better about this.
Because in the worst case, those who are unfamiliar with this april fool event, if done this action will feel bad after some time because they may take this post as real, haha.
One other reason for giving a suggestion is that the event is over i think? So, closing this thread will not be a bad idea, near me. Please don't mind it. As I am suggesting this for the safety of many users. Hope you cooperate on this matter. Thank You!