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April 01, 2026, 11:18:39 AM
Last edit: April 01, 2026, 11:28:53 PM by (BTC)
Merited by LoyceV (2), minerjones (2), Mitchell (1), Cyrus (1), joker_josue (1), hybridsole (1)
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Hello, I've acquired the Federal Reserve Dollar printer from Jerome Powell. Selling for 1 BTC.

Will use escrow via printerjones or MoparPrintingLLC, naturally.

First come first serve! PM's open.





[mod note: I'll allow this for today Cheesy]



Thanks, Mitchell! Today was fun.

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April 01, 2026, 12:58:00 PM
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...well this is going to be interesting especially as today is a very *interesting day on the forum


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April 01, 2026, 02:56:45 PM
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For proof of ownership, can you mimic the sound it makes?

¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ ʎuunɟ ʞool no⅄
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April 01, 2026, 03:06:40 PM
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For proof of ownership, can you mimic the sound it makes?

Sure.

So the printing part sounds like brrrrrrrrrrrrt-tt-tt-tt brrrrrrrrrrrrt-tt-tt-tt brrrrrrrrrrrrt-tt-tt-tt.
And the inflating part sounds like fffffssshhhhhh (inhale) fffffssshhhhhh (inhale) fffffssshhhhhh.

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April 01, 2026, 05:01:48 PM
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For proof of ownership, can you mimic the sound it makes?

Sure.

So the printing part sounds like brrrrrrrrrrrrt-tt-tt-tt brrrrrrrrrrrrt-tt-tt-tt brrrrrrrrrrrrt-tt-tt-tt.
And the inflating part sounds like fffffssshhhhhh (inhale) fffffssshhhhhh (inhale) fffffssshhhhhh.


you had me at brrrrrrrrrrrrt, sold  Cool
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April 01, 2026, 05:37:11 PM
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Do you accept to receive some Asic in exchange for these machines?

It's just that now the forum guys don't need asic...

 
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April 01, 2026, 09:22:00 PM
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make sure its FREE shipping!
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April 01, 2026, 11:30:02 PM
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Deal done in PM's. This thread has concluded. Locking.

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