How to spot a No-Coiner

[BlackHatCoiner]

No-Coiners have a sweet tooth.

Doubt is sugar.

Cheap sugar, that melts on the tongue and rots you from the inside.

"It's a bubble." Candy.

"It's backed by nothing." Candy.

"I'll buy when it's safe." The whole dessert tray.

YUMMMM.

When you ask them why they order these things, they always have the same answer:

"Cope and doubt are tasty, try some!"

They binge on the easy flavor and wonder why their savings keep getting smaller.

Bitcoin isn't sweet.

It's bitter.

It can crash by 80% and stay there for three years.

YUCK.

A four-year bear market has a horrible aftertaste.

It makes you want to puke.

A government ban, a liquidity crisis crash.

They are gross.

The No-Coiner will laugh at what's on your plate.

Because it is hard to swallow. Most people spit it out.

But bitter is what builds you.

Sugar is what buries you.

And you are what you eat.

Pick your plate wisely.

[BIT-BENDER]

A no-coiner will ask so many questions and make nothing out of the answers they get or make any significant changes or decisions, a no-coiner best food is disbelief and bear news, a no-coiner only regains interest when ever there is a bull market and they talk about how they just missed entry during the bear market but still no significant changes or decisions.
A no-coiner will always remain one because that is all they choose to make out of everything happening around them.

[Odohu]

Beautiful illustration you made here, you are truly experienced and have this way of arranging words that makes it appear like one is watching a movie. You have detailed he character of a no-corner and you just remind me of when I was still chasing "the next Bitcoin", a new coins that will pump and make me rich. I learnt the hard way, paid huge prices and struggled to forget those memories.  Like you said, Bitcoin is indeed bitter and no-corner can easily find excuse not to buy Bitcoin. I have learnt to swallow that bitter pills because that is what gives health, wealth and peace.

[JiiBs]

One of the signatory of a no-coiner are those that are always asking questions like,

“When is the best time to buy?”
“Is now the best time to buy”

They always tend to dwell in uncertainties because, they rather not buy and the market dumps, leaving them to think that they bought too early thereby, procrastinate and not have to buy at all than buy and be patient with it.

One way not to learn and stay safe rather than take risk, learn and be rewarded.

[I_Anime]

When come to no-coiner they are the best in procrastinating, is better to be low coiner to be no coiner they’re always fond of looking for good entry like they are traders , while some procrastinate with the idea of wanting to acquire enough knowledge first (concerning bitcoin ), which isn’t necessary when come to investing in bitcoin . Because with just the basic knowledge you are good to go , then as time goes you can decide to go further when come to knowledge base , inorder to build your confidence more .

[KingsDen]

At the current market condition, a no coiner has already set a target to buy bitcoin in a lump sum at $45k. That is the best entrance for this window and buying large at $45k will give him a lot of bitcoin.

Then at $45k, a no coiner will readjust his target to $30k, where he could possibly be able to buy 0.5 BTC at once and when the market goes to $30k, a no coiner will spread the fud that bitcoin is going to zero.

But the irony of it is that a no coiner might neither see $45k nor $30. With that, bull run will emerge and bitcoin will become so high for him to buy. He'll simply wait for the next cycle to repeat his template.

[SatoPrincess]

I don’t mind people being sceptical about bitcoin but what I don’t understand is their unwillingness to even do their research about bitcoin first before reaching an informed opinion about bitcoin. You have free access to the internet to make your own research. Bitcoin has been around for more than a decade, we should not have to tell people that bitcoin is not a get-rich-quick scheme neither is it a scam.

[Cryptomultiplier]

I don’t mind people being sceptical about bitcoin but what I don’t understand is their unwillingness to even do their research about bitcoin first before reaching an informed opinion about bitcoin. You have free access to the internet to make your own research. Bitcoin has been around for more than a decade, we should not have to tell people that bitcoin is not a get-rich-quick scheme neither is it a scam.

You won't blame those who are always sceptical, always negative in thoughts and always conservative in thinking. That's why they get poorer while folks around them get rich from doing that same things they were so doubtful and had a wrong impression about.
It's just the way the world is and a no-coiner more than just a bystander, they are cynical, hostile towards Bitcoin and the crypto currency system and very dismissive whenever the subject comes up.

A real no-coiner could also be someone so close or someone who is held in high esteem and of course they are the biggest critic who sees only the ills and downfall of Bitcoin without any knowledge as to how its POW mechanism functions, but blab alot with rhetorical and useless questions that have no meaning.

[ZAINmalik75]

I don’t mind people being sceptical about bitcoin but what I don’t understand is their unwillingness to even do their research about bitcoin first before reaching an informed opinion about bitcoin. You have free access to the internet to make your own research. Bitcoin has been around for more than a decade, we should not have to tell people that bitcoin is not a get-rich-quick scheme neither is it a scam.

They are too lazy to do that, that is one of the qualities of no-coiners. They want everything to be spoonfed to them, they want others to convince them first about why they should buy Bitcoin or make an investment in it, and after someone convinces them, they also want the privilege to then blame them for their suggestion if the price of Bitcoin goes down after they buy it. Such people would never do their own research to find out if it is good for them to make an investment or not, you will only find them regretting later on, but they still won't change.

A no-coiner will keep doubting without taking any action when the market is low, they will keep watching it go up and don't do anything other than asking questions that they've asked so many times already, and then when the market reaches a good point, a point that they have never expected it to touch, they regret everything they've just been through, but, they don't learn from that, because when the market drops again, they will repeat the same course of action instead of changing their mindset.

[uchegod-21]

A no-coiner is always excited when Bitcoin is bearish. It gives them the opportunity to believe that they were right. That's why you see them saying during every bear season, "Oh yeah, I warned you. This is the end of Bitcoin!" Haha I love how Bitcoin keeps making them look stupid.

Sadly for them, when Bitcoin is bullish, we don't see them coming out to criticize Bitcoin. They regret not buying when they had the opportunity to. Only another bear market consoles them.

I don’t mind people being sceptical about bitcoin but what I don’t understand is their unwillingness to even do their research about bitcoin first before reaching an informed opinion about bitcoin. You have free access to the internet to make your own research. Bitcoin has been around for more than a decade, we should not have to tell people that bitcoin is not a get-rich-quick scheme neither is it a scam.

The truth is that not everyone will find Bitcoin interesting enough to learn more about it. But then, it is one thing to be unwilling to adopt Bitcoin and simply ignore it completely, and it is another thing to not find Bitcoin interesting yet still go on social media to spread all sorts of lies about it. People who do that have a really questionable personality.

[Ahli38]

One of the signatory of a no-coiner are those that are always asking questions like,

“When is the best time to buy?”
“Is now the best time to buy”

They always tend to dwell in uncertainties because, they rather not buy and the market dumps, leaving them to think that they bought too early thereby, procrastinate and not have to buy at all than buy and be patient with it.

One way not to learn and stay safe rather than take risk, learn and be rewarded.

Yes, that’s right. And that’s why the best advice for investing in Bitcoin is to take a long-term approach because that will make it easier to achieve future returns without worrying about the short term. But the real problem that no-coiners face is themselves they actually have absolutely no trust at all. If they had even a little bit of trust they wouldn’t be classified as no-coiners. And they wouldn’t be as no-coiners at all if they just did a little research on Bitcoin. However they’re too closed off by their negative thinking, where they refuse to even try to find out what they’re talking about so they end up spouting nonsense.

[Fivestar4everMVP]

Bitter is what builds you and sugar, sweet is what buries you, so choose your plate wisely, this are some words of wisdom right there, another way of saying that it's not everything that glitters is gold, there are stones that glitter like gold and there are other elements too..

Many people in our societies today hold and store fiat and believe they have money, when you try to introduce bitcoin to them as a better choice for storing money, they think you want to scam them, they have refused to open themselves to learn about new type of money, but it's unfortunate that for this type of people, before they realise they should actually hold bitcoin instead of fiat, it might be at a time when the price of bitcoin have become so expensive that they will be feeling it's already too late to buy and hold bitcoin at that time.
I hope none of us here today fall into this category of persons.

[Hamza2424]

Haha honestly one of the most creative posts I have seen here in a while bro.

The I will buy when it's safe candy is too on point because that flavor never actually runs out. They never buy because no price is good for them, they never bought at $62k for the first time, they regretted it at $80k then it dumped back to the same range and they are still waiting and sucking on that candy for so long that by now it must have lost its taste, only the saliva must have remained, but they won't stop sucking haha. Sorry if it has offended anyone but if yes then please do something about it.

Anyway bitterness will build you so that's the whole plan here, no one is forcing or criticizing anyone, but the reality BlackHatCoiner has shared is real.

[JoyMarsha]

A no-coiner doesn't have a mind of their own when it comes to Bitcoin investment. They thank their stars for not investing in Bitcoin whenever it decreases, and they think of having fomo when Bitcoin increases but to invest, that's where the problem lies because they will find excuses to give and procrastinate when they want to buy Bitcoin at a price they want

[The Sceptical Chymist]

One of the signatory of a no-coiner are those that are always asking questions like,

“When is the best time to buy?”
“Is now the best time to buy”

Actually, those sound like typical nonsense questions shitposters getting paid to post here would write--which is not to say they couldn't be no-coiners as well, and in fact most of them probably are.  Whatever earnings they get in BTC I highly doubt are being saved for the future.  Lots of gambling addicts around these parts, you know.

[KiaKia]

I was cursed with a no-coiner friend who wanted me to quit bitcoin mining in 2017, he can't do it, we all know that but he won't lete be, he kept saying I am wasting my time that I should instead face my studies and plan on running after degrees even more.

My life story is like a marvel comic, by 2021 everything turned around for me and bro can't digest it, everything surrounding me suddenly changed and he slowly shrinked into his dark room, by 2022 when the bear strikes hard he was out and started to say it's over.

The bubble fake news was real then and he used me to laugh, he said a day of reckoning is coming for Bitcoin, it will die prematurely and then boom Trump started promoting Bitcoin.

I had to cut my ties with him in 2024, because he is too toxic for me, no single words of encouragement from him since day one, a coiner can't be friend with no coiner that's toxic with words and your decisions.

[hd49728]

No-coiners do things like this but you can find more in the Little HODLer gallery. To summarize, No-coiners are people who are fearful about Bitcoin, see no potential in Bitcoin, no good and bullish future for Bitcoin. In addition, they can be people who are jealously with Bitcoiners, even they want to get rich but hesitate and don't have enough confidence to start their Bitcoiner investment adventure.

No-coiners can change themselves and become Bitcoiners in the future but the opposite change from Bitcoiners to No-coiners is very impossible.

[Lucius]

How to spot a No-Coiner

In a world where maybe 2% of people invest in Bitcoin, it's pretty easy to identify those who don't. Some, however, are not necessarily smarter (more intelligent) than those who don't have it, because millions of coins are still on CEXs and various online wallets.

I honestly don't care what any no-coiner thinks, it's their money and their decision what to do with it.