In addition, physically holding Bitcoin keys presents both a security risk a risk of losing those keys. This risk reduces the appeal of Bitcoin, especially for people and entities holding a large amount.
So, you view the sole right to own and manage your financial assets as a problem? It's not a security risk or loss, but an ownership right that implies personal responsibility for ensuring their safety. The main feature of bitcoin can't diminish the attractiveness of this asset.
Everybody has read about massive losses from Bitcoin due to lost keys, and also stories about people being tortured or murdered for their keys--and these stories are very scary and reduce the appeal of Bitcoin.
As if people had never lost, had their traditional forms of money taken from them, or had them stolen.

This "attraction" isn't limited to bitcoin.
With that in place, some trusted entity guards the special private key, and this entity only acts as a result of a validated court order, and its actions would be fully public and transparent. We'll call that entity, the "Bitcoin Guardian". The court order would include a wallet address would in turn be connected to a real individual entity (a person or a company or a government agency) that would have been the entity who brought the matter to Court in the first place.
So, you want to destroy the decentralization of bitcoin (and pseudo-anonymity) by creating a centralized organization (and also involve the courts as regulators) that will be able to influence the recovery of private keys? You're also adding KYCs to all this, since filing a lawsuit can't be anonymous.
2. Take Satoshi's wallet, for instance. A government order could use this mechanism to recover that Bitcoin and distribute it in some way (or even dispose of it).
Let them first get access to this wallet, and then distribute it.
