Now you may claim Bitcoin price has halved in the past year, this is something we've seen time and time again as it correlates to a major event hard-coded in its mechanism. I'm talking about the Bitcoin miner's reward halving.
LOL. That's a new one!

So now "halving" means, "the price of BTC is going to fall in half". ROFL
Why are you putting words in my mouth? I said this event correlates! It means investors are reacting based on this major news or event, and that's why Bitcoin is not just a "meme investment" (although i still don't agree with your definition of a meme investment).
Yes, Bitcoin has utility. Nobody said it doesn't. The OP was merely pointing that the market price of Bitcoin is in no way connected to that utility.
But yet, the market always react to the 4 years Bitcoin miner's reward halving which is one of its utility: a feature that makes it a store of value by creating scarcity.
Bitcoin would still work the same way of the price was $1 per coin.
It won't, the incentives won't be worth it for miners, and we all know miners are very important to the network.
Bitcoin's utility today is virtually irrelevant and almost nobody uses Bitcoin as a mainstream means of payment, and all of those other features don't matter in the apps people use like PayPal and Robinhood and CoinBase, etc. For most of today's investors, Bitcoin is just another button on an app--and when they "buy Bitcoin" they are talking to an Oracle database, not the Bitcoin blockchain.
So all the onchain transactions are done by robots? Or possibly AI's?
Hence it simply doesn't matter what "features" Bitcoin might have in the background since that's not why investors invest, and thus drive the price of BTC higher. They invest in Bitcoin because of the name "Bitcoin", which they believe is a hot meme right now and will become more popular, meaning their investment will go higher so they can sell it later at a profit.
If Bitcoin was just a worthless project or just one of those payment services back then in 2008, how many users and investors would it have today? Well this is just a hypothetical question because we can't tell for sure. But what I'm trying to say is that Bitcoin's utility attracted investors, contributors, miners, node runners and all sorts of users to it, not just the name "Bitcoin".
And besides, every stock on earth is bought in the hopes that it becomes popular and are sold in profit. So are all stocks "meme investments"?
You can go ahead and argue that others does better when it comes to cross-border transactions and digital transactions. Yes, you're right! But, does it really matter whether it is better or not? In as much as it is still used for that purpose, doing tens of billions of dollars per day in transaction even higher than PayPal's, how can you still dismiss its utility in that regard.