Stupid technology puns

I have created a collection of stupid technology puns because you all need to go outside and talk to friends and stop being fat and a slave to AI and go pick up a chicken. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PICKED UP A CHICKEN? NEVER!

These puns are low quality and I can't even claim they are very original. And some of these puns have a couple of bad words in them, so if you are not into that, then sorry. I will include social media companies.

AI-Gay Guys
Open AI-Openly gay guy
Sam Altman-Sam Bankman
Sam Altman-An openly gay guy who also diddled his sister (I have not verified the last part)
Google-Oogle, were watching you watch something that you should not be watching.
Apple phones-Banana phones shaped like bananas are better.
Bitcoin-Buttcoin,shitcoin,titcoin (sorry, I had to.)
Elon Musk-You clearly think Elon is Jesus, but Elon is just an elongated muskrat.
Mark Zuckerberg-Jen Psaki
Mark Zuckerberg-Dumb Fuckerberg-Because he said "They trust me, dumb fucks" or something like that.
Microsoft-What Bill Gates calls his dick.
Floppy disks-Floppy dicks.
TikTok-Tit cock
Television-The boob tube.
John McAfee-A man who loves waste more than wasting resources by Bitcoin mining.
Chat Bots-Shat butts