On top of all this, most crypto gamblers aren't interested in poker at all which is why I find this scam attempt pointless. Smh!
There are some crypto gamblers that prefer poker, but I noticed that it is kind of different from the traditional poker that individuals will gamble against each other instead of gambling against a gambling site. On crypto gambling sites, the gambers gamble against the gambling site. Although, I do not know much about poker, I may not be completely right, but there are poker games on Stake.com.
But you are right about this:
Have no idea why anyone would deposit any money here when it's pretty clear cut that this is a scam attempt plain and simple as some of the posters above already pointed out. Op's negative tags coupled with how basic the site is says literally everything.