[ANN] Sudo Cat — The Terminal Cat That Runs Itself | $SUDOCAT

[SudoCat]

SUDO CAT — $SUDOCAT

The Ownerless Terminal Cat.

Website: https://thesudo.cat
X: https://x.com/xSudoCat/
Contract: 0xd6D1Bf91919C7970a7cab378E51421500c0DEca7
Network: Robinhood Chain
DexScreener: https://dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x123d48ba37fd018a1d51aa9662872ea18286925c2fa43f7acb40d49360666000
Ticker: $SUDOCAT
Max Supply: 100,000,000 SUDOCAT


I MADE A CAT. THEN I LEFT.

For more than 50 years, cat has lived in the terminal.

Type cat and it reads a file back to you.

Reliable. Useful. And with absolutely no power.

sudo is different.

sudo gives a command root access — the keys to the machine.

In all that time, nobody gave the cat sudo.

So I did.

I gave it a token:

100,000,000 $SUDOCAT

Minted once, with no way to make more.

Then I gave it three simple rules and ran the last command I will ever run on it:

Code:

renounce

No owner.
No mint.
No pause.
No blacklist.

I don't run this show anymore.

The cat does.


01 // SELL → BURN

Every sell takes 3% of the SUDOCAT sold and destroys it.

Not locked.
Not reserved.
Not sent somewhere else.

Gone.


02 // BUY → REWARD

Every buy sends 3% in ETH to holders.

Real ETH.

Claim whenever you want.


03 // STAY → GET THE REST

Leave rewards unclaimed for 90 days and the cat redistributes that ETH to the active holders who stayed.

No committee decides.

No vote changes it.

The rules just run.


THE CAT PLAYS

Sudo Cat doesn't just sit onchain.

It plays.

Nine lives. One terminal. Faster every level.

Level 5 → 1.5×
Level 10 → 2×
Level 18 → 3×

Your earned boost applies to holder rewards for 24 hours.


THE CAT TALKS

Open the terminal on the website and type.

It answers.

Mostly.


THE CAT POSTS

After the original launch post, everything on the Sudo Cat X account comes from the cat.

It reads the chain.

It counts the burns.

It tracks the rewards.

And it tells you what happened.

No social manager.

No intern.

Nobody awake at 3AM pressing Post.

The cat doesn't sleep anyway.


I built it.

I gave it root.

I logged out.

Code:

$ sudo cat

🟢 permission granted.

Website: https://thesudo.cat
X: https://x.com/xSudoCat/
Contract: 0xd6D1Bf91919C7970a7cab378E51421500c0DEca7
DexScreener: https://dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x123d48ba37fd018a1d51aa9662872ea18286925c2fa43f7acb40d49360666000

$SUDOCAT

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