Someone was quicker than this Catcard guy. At the beginning of August, Pastor Coin created a game for the Coldcard called The Bitcoin Dungeon.
https://x.com/BitcoinNewsCom/status/2084625182992347385You run around various levels collecting bitcoin and keys, trying to escape the banker and fiat rats. You unlock doors by typing in passwords on Coldcard's keyboard, etc.
This game would gain popularity if you got 1 sat. for every
BTCitcoin collected in this game.

Wow... I love cats, I think they’re among the cutest intelligent creatures on our planet, and the name Catcard really fits,
And if the main character turns out to be a kitty, there will be no limit to its popularity.
We all know what happened with coldard crap, but there might be a chance for saving your old devices with new open source firmware.
Mark Karpele, well know ex CEO of Mt.Gox exchange is currently working on experimental open-source firmware for coldcard hardware, written from scratch in Rust.
It looks like the Coldcard is now fit only for games. Who (are there any former Coldcard owners here?) would want to store their assets on these devices (even with a different firmware)? I imagine Coldcard owners already smashed their devices against the wall and stomped on them back when this happened before.

I would only consider replacing the firmware if I had written it myself, and even then, I wouldn't trust myself, as the firmware could contain hidden bugs.
I would deem only firmware written by an experienced specialist (or, ideally, a team) with a solid reputation, and only after extensive testing and vulnerability checks, suitable for installation on a Coldcard. However, that would require significant resources.
I would view the results of Mark Karpele's work merely as a test of the capabilities of alternative firmware for these hardware wallets, certainly not as a solution for the long-term storage of assets.