You said you were in it for the tech
The tech survived
Your wallet did not.
This is
Dr. BagMortem. Before the coat, he was one of
you. Bought everything. Sold nothing. Mistook a functioning buy button for a strategy.
Now he does the paperwork.
BagMortem examines a Solana wallet's public transaction history and turns the evidence into a wallet autopsy: dead bags, biggest fumbles, trader archetype, degen score. A death certificate you can share with the people who told you to take profits or hodl.
Paste a public address. No wallet connection, no signatures, no signup.
He doesn't need your private keys. Enough damages were done with them already.
Bring that wallet you stopped checking. The one you still describe as a “long-term position.”
