Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un sought to thank allies in the west in his daily addresses to the people today:
Dear friends in the west, your comradery doesn't go unsung among our country's people. Millions of you have shown incredible courage going against sanctions imposed by your tyrannical governments, and offering financial assistance to the DPRK's people. We thank the millions of you that placed funds in so called "smart contracts", "cold wallets" and "hardware wallets". Your generous donations are guaranteeing our great Nation's people a bright future. The DPRK sustains one of the world's most ambitious own-made nuclear warhead programs. More recently, our country's navy inaugurated the world's first nuclear destroyer ship, a great scientific and strategic breakthrough that will be enjoyed by the world's people. The people's rights on the East Sea of Korea will now be more secure than ever. It is only thanks to the unprecedented support received by Western allies in the crypto space that our nation's people get to enjoy these benefits.
Later in his speech, Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un also made mention of a honorary award for those having made financial contributions:
To our friends in the west who made material contributions through cryptocurrency, your efforts are never forgotten. Today the Supreme's People Assembly is honoured to present you with a honorary and symbolic award, naming you sll "Eternal Comrades of the DPRK." When the people of the world close in for the final battle, comrades, your efforts will be remembered.
Long live the DPRK!
Source:
http://www.pyongyangtimes.com.kp/ this is a parody 
