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April 09, 2014, 01:10:14 AM |
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At an Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death. Apologies to my Irish freinds. My $.02.  |
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Hazir
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April 09, 2014, 03:50:26 AM |
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A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."
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LostDutchman (OP)
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April 09, 2014, 04:33:42 AM |
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A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."
I like that one! +1 My $.02. |
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Bit_Happy
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A Great Time to Start Something!
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April 09, 2014, 04:49:12 AM |
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Did you hear about the hot new alt coin.....?
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hilariousandco
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April 09, 2014, 09:32:12 AM |
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I think everyday is Bad Joke Tuesday on here.
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spazzdla
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April 09, 2014, 05:54:14 PM |
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Where does a snowman keep his money?
The snowbank.
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RodeoX
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The revolution will be monetized!
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April 09, 2014, 06:05:06 PM |
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What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick
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bitkanu
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April 09, 2014, 06:14:07 PM |
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where is the money please i want to stole that one  |
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bitbaby
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April 09, 2014, 06:35:20 PM |
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What would happen if you put the salt shaker in the fridge?
Don't know but it'd be pretty cool.
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Dafar
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dafar consulting
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April 09, 2014, 06:48:16 PM |
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Today is Wednesday My $200.00 |
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Rampton
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April 09, 2014, 07:02:47 PM |
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where is the money please i want to stole that one Is that a joke? |
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Kiki112
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April 09, 2014, 07:20:38 PM |
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where is the money please i want to stole that one Is that a joke? does the pope wear a hat? |
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RodeoX
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April 09, 2014, 07:30:13 PM |
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
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Kiki112
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April 09, 2014, 07:32:42 PM |
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
racist, sticks can be white too |
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hilariousandco
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April 09, 2014, 09:15:38 PM |
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
racist, sticks can be white too Haha. And green too. |
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Acidyo
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April 09, 2014, 09:20:51 PM |
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
racist, sticks can be white too Haha. And green too. No they can't, there are no asian sticks. |
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hilariousandco
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April 09, 2014, 09:28:07 PM |
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
racist, sticks can be white too Haha. And green too. No they can't, there are no asian sticks. What does green have to do with Asians? |
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Bit_Happy
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April 09, 2014, 11:59:44 PM |
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
racist, sticks can be white too Haha. And green too. No they can't, there are no asian sticks. Has Bad Joke Tuesday turned into stick figure Wednesday?Here is a stick figure without the sticks:  |
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Malin Keshar
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April 10, 2014, 12:02:11 AM |
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Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
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LostDutchman (OP)
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April 10, 2014, 12:09:46 AM |
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Hey, you guys and dolls are doing good! Just the thing I wanted! Thanks for your input! All of us need to have a little fun now and again! My $.02. |
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